I put the pro in procrastination. I’m still here for sports and true crime. Scientific opinions are my own.

Maryland, USA
Joined July 2010
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Me to the overpriced bird hanging in the Brooklyn tchotchke shop
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ALL SMILES 😄 😄
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let the record reflect i never fucking doubted kelly clarkson your honor
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RT if you want Devens to win Big Brother 28 #BB28
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Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:
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Happy 9 to 5 day, Sister Dolly. We miss you ❤️
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This is the best thing that has ever happened with my tax dollars. More of this, please.
Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣
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Happy #9to5day ✨
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"Unacceptable behavior. There are children watching. And now, a word from our sponsor, Budweiser."
NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.
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please get the countries to send them postcards with each "flight" they take, someone get Canada on the line 😭
I've been sitting here crying over this for 5 mins. They are so cute 😭😭
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Professor Sizzle, of Ball So Hard University, is here to teach you a lesson on our traditions. Class is in session: @untouchablejay4
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Meus dois últimos neurônios aguentando esse resto de ano
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This has to be one of the funniest video I've watched about AI😭😂
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Honestly — this could only have been thought of by a woman. ❤️
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Tomorrow, we remember 9/11. Remember Father Mychal Judge. Remember the firefighters, police officers, paramedics, office workers, passengers, and every innocent life taken that day. And remember that behind every number was a name, a family, a story, and a soul. May they never be forgotten. Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord.
Father Mychal Judge, a Catholic priest and FDNY chaplain, was the first officially recorded casualty of the September 11 attacks. At the World Trade Center, he prayed as he witnessed people jumping from the towers and administered the last rites to a fallen firefighter before he was killed by falling debris.
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Current view of New York Harbor as every ship blows its whistles at 8:46 am.
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Josephine Harris was 59, a Port Authority bookkeeper with a bad leg, walking down from the 73rd floor of the North Tower on September 11. By the time the firefighters of Ladder Company 6 found her in the stairwell, she was exhausted and crying. They had just been ordered out. The other tower was already gone. They did not leave her. Firefighter Bill Butler put her arm over his shoulder. “Josephine,” he said, “we’re going to get you out of here today.” Their pace became hers. Lower down she collapsed and told them to go on without her. They refused. Then the North Tower fell. Stairwell B held. The building peeled away around them. Fourteen people survived in that pocket: firefighters, a Port Authority officer, and Josephine. People who had passed them on the stairs did not. The men of Ladder 6 called her their guardian angel. They believed she slowed them just enough. Without her they would have been lower when it came down. Without them, she would not have made it out. When she died years later, those firefighters carried her coffin. One of them named a daughter after her. She was not trying to save anyone. She was a tired woman who could not walk any faster. That was enough.
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