I put the pro in procrastination. I’m still here for sports and true crime. Scientific opinions are my own.

Maryland, USA
Joined July 2010
Don’t forget to update your shelf and put the Ravens helmet back up there all by itself! 😈 I knew it wouldn’t last long…
Browns fans. This was not a troll. And it has been fixed.
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Me to the overpriced bird hanging in the Brooklyn tchotchke shop
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Omg. This is too funny. 😆
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ALL SMILES 😄 😄
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I have been waiting for a pick all damn game. THANK YOU Kyle Hamilton!! 💜🖤💜🖤 What a relief! #RavensFlock
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I am a big ball of nerves…
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I was ok with keeping Mark. Tonight he can’t catch a cold. Like wtf?? Maybe stop throwing to him! 🫠 This game is pissing me offff…. I’m tired. Night games suck. 😞
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let the record reflect i never fucking doubted kelly clarkson your honor
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This is a new low. They even laid off the Oriole bird?? Where has the Oriole magic gone? I assumed things would be better under new ownership. I was wrong. 😑
The people who played the roles of the Orioles mascots, along with Baltimore's team photographer, were among employees let go by the club as part of a large round of layoffs, sources tell The Athletic. nyti.ms/4yEs68a
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I am SO sad to hear Brooke passed away yesterday. I always appreciated her unflinching honesty about the reality & progression of ALS. My heart goes out to her family and all who loved her. #EndALS
I hope you weren't looking for a sentimental answer
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RT if you want Devens to win Big Brother 28 #BB28
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I’ll watch this happily ALLLL week. One of these crazy endings went our way! Whew! 💜🖤
"OH MY GOODNESS — A TRIO IN RIO. AND THE RAVENS WITH A WALK-OFF WINNER" - Jim Nantz caps off an all-timer 🤯
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The ending of this game was CRAZY! Sooo proud of you, Loop! Crushed it! 👏🏼👏🏼
WALKOFF WINNER FOR TYLER LOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE HIGHLIGHTS BALTIMORERAVENS.COM
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Can they play the game on the field where they practiced instead?? Looks like it’s in much better shape. Or does the NFL care more about the $$$ in the stands than for players that risk their bodies every week? PLEASE no injuries. 😔
A close up look at the field at Maracanã Stadium. #Cowboys #CowboysNation
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Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:
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The cancellation of Oceans Calling is VERY disappointing. We came anyway. No, it doesn’t always rain. Yes, it should STAY on the beach. When there isn’t a giant, churning Nor’easter throwing the ocean into the festival space, it is beautiful! 🥺♥️ Sunset before Weezer 2025.
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This is where I was supposed to be enjoying many of my favorite bands. Happy not to risk being washed out to sea this year. Hope for sunnier skies next time @OceansCallingMD 🥺♥️
🌊⚠️ CONCERT CANCELED! The powerful nor’easter that brought fierce winds and pounding surf to Ocean City Thursday has forced the cancellation of the three-day “Ocean’s Calling” concert. #MDwx #noreaster
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Happy 9 to 5 day, Sister Dolly. We miss you ❤️
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This is the best thing that has ever happened with my tax dollars. More of this, please.
Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣
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