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having divorced parents funny cuz why were my parents trading me at the gas station like i’m coke
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my uncle just told my cousin not to get a hatchback because it's "a woman's car" and it took everything i had not to say "fellas is it gay to be able to transport stuff"
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Y’all know who the real dynamic duo is? Onion powder and Garlic powder. Unstoppable team.
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Phil Collins created that Tarzan soundtrack with the passion of someone whose parents were personally killed by a leopard
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"What's the meaning of life ... I came to a conclusion that what really matters is trying to understand the right questions to ask & the more that we can increase the scope & scale of human consciousness the better we are able to ask these questions" — @elonmusk































