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having divorced parents funny cuz why were my parents trading me at the gas station like i’m coke
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my uncle just told my cousin not to get a hatchback because it's "a woman's car" and it took everything i had not to say "fellas is it gay to be able to transport stuff"
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Y’all know who the real dynamic duo is? Onion powder and Garlic powder. Unstoppable team.






















