Utahn; He/Him Pronouns in Bio; Nicer in person @OrrinHatchet for Mutals

SLC, UT
Joined March 2009
Hitler meeting Mussolini
Kirk Herbstreit
@KirkHerbstreitOct 16
Peter isn’t sure what to make of mascots yet… He kept a close eye on Cosmo 😂 @cosmo_cougar @PatMcAfeeShow
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Sophie Cunningham choosing a little child for Donald Trump at the private island human sex trafficking auction
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If you enjoy this, I'm actually better than you
ESPN College Football
@ESPNCFBOct 10
When the doorbell rings 🐶 @PatMcAfeeShow
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Evil Man@evilkaratesk8erOct 7
She got the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives surgery
The Free Press’s @Olivia_Reingold is an October 8 Jew. Earlier this year, she wrote about how the attack on Israel and rising antisemitism ignited her religious identity. Read her full essay here: bit.ly/41JKu0s
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If you don't feel a social responsibility to look out for the people around you, then I don't know what to tell you. You're not a good person.
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explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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I know there’s still plenty of chud Jazz fans out there, but it makes me feel better that so many of these right wing Utahns on here hate “Sportsbros” and the Jazz fans I follow seem like nice normal people. Jazz are the one thing I still love from my childhood in Utah.
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Universities need to stop capitulating to these obvious right wing grifts. Between that room temp IQ girl at Oklahoma and now this publicity stunt at the U of U, it’s pathetic, unserious and always the same playbook. Play victim, secure viral coverage, then grift.
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A-100 gecs@PinstripeBungleSep 8
this actually rocks. he’s just fading out and rambling big hunky fireman dreams. it’s like how when my grandma started really slipping she’d go on these monologues about how all the men who wanted to marry her.
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump claims that he was lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they lifted me up, and they started running with me." (Never happened)
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Kyle Whittingham Era is underway
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3 lunch beers and a nap 3 lunch beers and a nap
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For fans of character actors, this was like Shaq and Kobe teaming up. We’ll never see anything like it again.
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they brought out this poor old man and told the panthers they will execute him if they don’t win 💔🕊️
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Sam Altman says we have stumbled on a new fact of nature: that intelligence is an emergent property of matter
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I’ve never seen a more accurate take on the Drake v Kendrick beef.
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This really could not be more simple. Forcibly occupying private space is illiberal coercion, not protest. Imagine dozens or hundreds of people sitting in a business — a department or drug store, perhaps — and refusing to leave unless their demands were met. Not to be tolerated.
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six plus months of destruction. 40K Palestinians dead and counting and thousands more starving and unable to receive proper medical treatment. you can’t prevent the continued funding, nor can you even peacefully protest it without retaliation. all under Democrats. unbelievable. – at Queens, NY
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