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Periodic preservation of the @
Pod with Patrick Cosmos and L. Ron Mexico still humming at nohomework.website.
Trying to guest on as many pods in 2026 as i can. Up to 52 now. See my progress at docs.google.com/document/d/1…
My wife's zine is out! apesht.org
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Episode 108 of Gorilla Radio Show, which is all about apes being granted legal non-human personhood, is out now in early access on Patreon! patreon.com/gorillaradioshow…
we had a fumble-six or this is a total laugher. the numbers are a joke. gtfo with this.
“We were right in this one. We had our opportunities, it just shows the margins in the NFL […]. Our guys just gotta keep sticking together, keep working, and I think we’re gonna come out of this thing in a positive way.”
#Saints HC Kellen Moore on how they can turn 3-game losing streak into something positive moving forward.
The Guardian wrote an excellent piece on my wife Carrie's zine, Ape Shit. Throwing the links in a reply so people actually see this. Links to order in the reply as well.
Ape Shit is available now from @orbooks or wherever you get your books.
If you shop in person (awesome) ask them to stock it!
Guardian article: theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
Carrie's site: apesht.org
The publisher's page: orbooks.com/catalog/ape-shit
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Liberal Catholic disagrees with Pope: Ah fuck. Too bad I'm mentally enslaved to this religion and can do nothing about it.
Conservative Catholic disagrees with Pope: I've been a faithful servant for over 13 months, but I will be burning the priestly vestments I bought on Etsy
is this thing on? if there are raiders fans who want to leave me a gloating message to be played on my saints podcast, reply and i'll tell you where to send it. thx
Zine at apesht.org, Issue #1 all labout capuchins. *Researched* stories include the sordid, fraudulent history of helper monkeys, organ grinders and their monkeys and monkeys in hollywood from Friends to the Gemstones to Monkey Shines.
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Today on Soundtracker, I'm joined once again by @Ugarles and @david_j_roth and this time we're talking about MIAMI VICE. Links in the next tweet 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Monthly preservation of the @
Still clicking at No Homework, E17 out today! nohomework.website/posts/epi…
Trying to guest on as many pods in 2026 as i can. Up to 35 out now. See my progress at docs.google.com/document/d/1…
My wife's zine is shipping! Check it out orbooks.com/catalog/ape-shit
Popping in to retain control of valuable @ugarles ip
Also, preorders of my wife's zine Ape Shit are shipping. You can and should get your copy from orbooks.com/catalog/ape-shit.
Also, if you want me to guest on your podcast I probably will. Reach out (over there).
monthly reservation of the @
soundcloud.com/hwpod/s4e-1 (saints draft analysis with @ArifHasanNFL)
patreon.com/c/NoHomeworkPodc… (free patreon, available everywhere)
shorturl.at/c6yg5 (2026 guest pods)
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@SaintsForecast @JonoBarnes thought you might want to hear Arif's in-depth draft thoughts
COB today I say goodbye. You know where to find me if you want to.
I'm guesting on a ton of podcasts this year and the list is at linktr.ee/ugarles.
in news few will care about i am putting in my 24 hour notice on twitter. i'm ugarles everywhere but really only post on bsky. subscribe to nohomework.website
all i'm posting about is leaving and the new pod
in news few will care about i am putting in my 24 hour notice on twitter. i'm ugarles everywhere but really only post on bsky. subscribe to nohomework.website
in news few will care about i am putting in my 24 hour notice on twitter. i'm ugarles everywhere but really only post on bsky. subscribe to nohomework.website
