Family man gettin dis paper

Dallas, TX
Joined February 2013
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 – at Lewisville, TX
Swear the god I've been holy all summmer but the moment I seent Titties that shit went out the window quick
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Replying to @KingJames
@KingJames hey bro hope you're having a good day...... Want to join us in philly?? Peace
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My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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Former NFL Superstar
🚨Wow! Former NFL Superstar Says Referees are Rigging NFL Games! Do You Think NFL Referees are Rigging Games?
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Stone Cold used to whoop 17 niggas by himself. Relax.
3 Big ass dudes 4 against 1 You let them all recover and lose instead of jumping Roman. What is this need to make Roman look so strong son? 😭😭😭😭
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Why Shai allowed to do gun motions
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0-6 with the 3rd most takeaways in the NFL. 🫩
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hand paul george a water nigga @jaytatum0
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Eagles come get Tua
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Change is on the horizon ⌛️
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My life a joke to you huh @dallascowboys
Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones on @1053thefan said they “absolutely” believe in Brian Schottenheimer. “There’s not any question in Jerry and my mind. He has the team. There’s no question they want to go out there and execute and make things happen. Feel really good about our coaching staff. We just got to have it continue to evolve and get to a point to where we can win these football games.”
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LMAOOOO DAWG
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Damn she younger than 500 Degreez
Lil Wayne yesterday went on a secret date with his 23 year old wife to a fancy resort in Malaysia. The two were seen all loved up as his wife showcased the ring he bought for her.
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Yall shit on Irsay daughter jus cuz she tryna learn da game from up close & she a woman & they don’t like that, but your fav team owner wouldn’t drop their nuts like this
Colts relieved Chris Ballard of his duties as General Manager.
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Adolf Hitler & Joseph Stalin meet again
Dallas Cowboys head coach Brian Schottenheimer is in attendance. Chatting with Steve Sarkisian here. #HookEm
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Eagles medical staff
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
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Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play. x.com/TomPelissero/s… cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade…
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they finna be named The Philadelphia Jalen Hurts after that lawsuit
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Congratulations, YOU 🫵 are now playing guard for the New England Patriots
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Lmao this is sick. I was on the edge of my seat
Need to see this during All Star Weekend
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Dallas Goedert got booty tickled 😭
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Rashee Rice when he gets a flying Tesla:
rashee rice flying tesla is an avengers-level threat
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