This is a sexy football play. #GigEm #tamu

What party does Chuck have a wristband for? ⁦@TBSNetwork⁩

Swifties that are sad about the Jason Kelce retirement should get into some Dan Campbell of the Detroit Lions. #DetroitLions

I am extraordinary proud of this response in a group text. I also think I might be right!

Sister keeping big brother warm

There are five basketball sized men sitting at a desk this size. #nbaontnt

I just need my meager following to know that I have successfully grown potatoes (and some other stuff but POTATOES!!) #gardening #GardeningTwitter – at Austin, TX

‘There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat’ really underrated @nbcbrooklyn99 Boyle line. – at Austin, TX

This best doggo is a Queen.

Yep, I was right. Cool Cool Cool. @GovAbbott were the deaths from the winter storm not enough for you?