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SA Pro Sarcasm

@SAProSarcasm

Student Affairs Professional just tweeting what we are all clearly thinking.

Joined August 2012
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Since joining #reslife, I've seen more penises than I care to admit. That sounds more exciting and risqué than it really is. #graffiti
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Dear Student Leaders, Summer means take a damn break. Sincerely, SA pros that need a break too, damnit. #SAproblems
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Bitter SA Pro@BitterSAPro9 Jul 2014
Dear summer intern: Sorry theres not much for you to do. I have no idea why the boss hired an intern. Pls stop asking me what u can do.
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Bitter SA Pro@BitterSAPro10 Jul 2014
Dear vendor who I already do a TON of business with: I'll call you when I need something. Stop soliciting me. Kthx.
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Marci Walton@marcikwalton13 Mar 2014
Private Colleges: Where the Rules are Made Up and the Budgets Don't Matter! #FailedNASPAsessionProposals
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How to create two committees to do the exact same thing (and get away with it) #FailedNASPAsessionProposals
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Finding good homes for items confiscated from students #FailedNASPAsessionProposals
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Nate Johnson@N8iveSon13 Mar 2014
Efficiency: How to Assess your Assessment of the Meeting about Meetings with the Committee on Committees. #FailedNASPAsessionProposals – at Manhattan, NY
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I remember when harass was two words: Confessions of a reluctant Title IX coordinator #FailedNASPAsessionProposals
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Remy Bear@RemyBearThD21 Feb 2014
Mention Astin and you get my full attention #studentdevelopmenttheory @SAProSarcasm
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"Can you tell me why he always looks like someone has stolen his cat and strangled it?"
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"I will stab you with a soup spoon."
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RA1: what do you think of when you see this pic? RA2: Gay. RA1: great! that is what I was going for.
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Why do residents and my staff always knock when I'm not wearing pants? @SAproblems
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ResLifeLady@ResLifeLady9 Sep 2013
Don't call me on the duty phone to let me know you handled the situation and don't have any questions. I'll find that out when the sun rises
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They have said "Bro" 29 fucking times in the last 10 minutes I counted. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. One of them has a ponytail. Enough said.
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This dumbass just used the word "Bro" Like part of a normal conversation. This wasn't an RA but take note RAs he gets the same degree as you
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Program idea!! Pancakes and Plan B on a Thursday night.
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I didn't call you grumpy that was the other RA. I'll rat him out for that.
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Apparently I am grumpy according to the resident when I asked how her floor meeting went.......
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