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Ryan Witkowski

@RyanWitkowski

I'm a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction #RooUp

 Kansas City, Missouri
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My wife just told me she doesn’t like Red Lobster’s biscuits. I’ve put 11 years into this relationship, we have 2 kids together, and all this time I’ve been living with a monster.
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NFL legend Mike Ditka, who revolutionized the tight end position before becoming the head coach of the world champion 1985 Bears and a towering figure in the city of Chicago, has passed away, his family announced. He was 86.
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𝑰𝒄𝒚𝒚
@quote_icy26 Aug 2025
I dont make the rules here
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One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Tuesday, and you’re dialing into a team's call.
A brown bear staring intently while resting on a log at Katmai National Park & Preserve, Alaska.

ALT A brown bear staring intently while resting on a log at Katmai National Park & Preserve, Alaska.

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OOIDA scores huge wins for truck drivers with DOT announcement! 🎉 👉 Eventually, the message can break through. #OOIDA has spent years – and sometimes decades – advocating for issues that affect the lives of truck drivers. 📲 Learn more from @Land_Line_Mag: landline.media/ooida-scores-…
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Vahe Gregorian@vgregorian8 May 2025
Asked by The Star’s @pgrathoff about being on a roll w 15 wins in last 17 games, BWJ said didn’t so much consider it a roll as just being Royals baseball and how “it’s going to be.”
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@TLawClears14 May 2024
Harrison Butker giving his speech like
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Cody Tapp@codybtapp12 May 2024
Every conversation I have about the Royals with people
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The FBI is getting the word out to motor carriers about a sophisticated cargo theft scheme. #trucking #truckers #truckerlife #Landlinemedia landline.media/feds-warn-car…
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@kent_swanson5 Mar 2024
The Chiefs have used Jostens three times since 2019.
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The Ravens have used three first round picks on wide receivers since 2019
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Fellas, get her what she's really hoping for this Valentine's Day...
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FMCSA makes clarifications to its Medical Examiner Handbook. #trucking #truckers #truckerlife #Landlinemedia landline.media/fmcsa-hopes-t…
FMCSA hopes to clarify regs with new Medical Examiner Handbook

FMCSA hopes to clarify regs with new Medical Examiner Handbook

Changes have been made to the handbook for CDL medical certification. Here’s what FMCSA is doing to better define current regulations.

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Don't take our word for it. Rep. Nehls says Land Line is a "very good magazine." Truckers, subscribe today for free. landline.media/subscribe/
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Overtime pay in the trucking industry sparked a debate on the Women of Trucking Advisory Board. Find out what ATA had to say, as well as OOIDA's rebuttal. #trucking #truckers #overtime #Landlinemedia landline.media/women-of-truc…
Women of Trucking Advisory Board’s final meeting sparks FLSA debate

Women of Trucking Advisory Board’s final meeting sparks FLSA debate

Women of Trucking Advisory Board has final meeting. Why one board member says removing FLSA exemption could have “devastating consequences.”

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The last time the Chiefs lost to the Broncos
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It turns out that what I thought was a small “shindig” is, in fact, a full-blown “hootenanny.” #truckerlife #truckdrivers #Landlinemedia landline.media/everything-is…
Everything is better with bacon: California Highway Patrol ups the ante on driver appreciation day,...

Everything is better with bacon: California Highway Patrol ups the ante on driver appreciation day,...

Details on California Highway Patrol’s driver appreciation day may change your mind about making the trip. Don’t worry about being inspected.

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The group operates seven locations, each located along Interstate-80 in Nebraska. landline.media/nebraska-truc…
Nebraska truck stop chain continues expansion; expects to add nearly 300 truck parking spaces

Nebraska truck stop chain continues expansion; expects to add nearly 300 truck parking spaces

Nebraska-based truck stop chain expects to add nearly 300 truck parking spaces across the state over the next year. Here are the details of their expansion.

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“There is currently no scheduled reopening date, and the truck parking sites will remain closed until further notice.” landline.media/sddot-closes-…

SDDOT closes truck parking sites indefinitely for ‘cleaning and maintenance’

A pair of truck parking sites in South Dakota have been closed indefinitely for “cleaning and maintenance.” Find out which locations are being shut down.

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Gentry’s father Teddy is the bassist for a little band you may have heard of – Alabama. landline.media/trucker-helps…

Trucker helps famous father and his band ‘Roll On’

Trucker Josh Gentry recently set out on a haul that most can only dream of. Find out what – and who – he’s hauling and why he says the opportunity has been “surreal.”

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Alex Gold (@AlexGold) profile pictureAlex Gold
@AlexGold16 Jun 2023
The @610SportsKC Happy Hour cocktail today is a Pendergast using @JRiegerCo KC Whiskey. Plus, special guests @StephenSerda @RyanWitkowski stop by at 1:30! #CodyandGold
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