Proud Daddy & Husband to very patient wife. Photographer with training wheels. Mostly here to rant about football.

Chester & The Wirral
Joined November 2011
“The Villa boys are on a bender, Mason Greenwood’s a sex offender” Well done to the Aston Villa fans👏👏👏
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Fucking hell. 😂
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French giants Bordeaux relegated to sixth tier for financial irregularities......and this was for just over €10m. Take note, FA and the Prem. Do the right thing!
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Who’s in charge of the match day playlist at Anfield now? The playlist against City should be full of songs about cheating: Shaggy - It Wasn’t Me Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies The Eagles - Lyin Eyes Amy Winehouse - You Know I’m No Good Any others?
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99, 97, 92 points without cheating. The greatest manager EVER.
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This is a very very valid point being made very well. The impact the professional game has on the lower end of the pyramid is immeasurable. The FA and the PGMOL need to do everything they can to ensure it is a positive one
I've got a lot to say about this, strap in for a multi tweet rant! Since day 1 of becoming a ref, it's been drilled in to use firstly player management but then cards and sin bins to manage dissent. Zero tolerance to some things like protected characteristics, but strict 1/7
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I've got a lot to say about this, strap in for a multi tweet rant! Since day 1 of becoming a ref, it's been drilled in to use firstly player management but then cards and sin bins to manage dissent. Zero tolerance to some things like protected characteristics, but strict 1/7
Players in the Premier League can literally tell the ref to ‘F off’ without a yellow card for dissent but at Step 7 you can’t ask the linesman ‘how is that not offside?’ without being sin binned. Make it make sense? 🙄
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Thanks, Jamie. It would be great to be able to get my head down and play football without my name being mentioned every day 😭
A new season of Stick to Football is on the horizon! 🔜 But old habits never die... and Carra’s already had enough! 🤣
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What am I seeing here? Red player grabs blue players shirt, rags him a wee bit then throws himself to the ground? Then the gaffer appeals for a pen? Football is back! Deary me 🤦🏻‍♂️
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What the sweet fuck is this?!?! Hope that kid is banned for a very long time
I call out adult behaviour in youth football enough But what the heck is this
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I once had the chance to meet the legendary South Korean soccer juggling world record holder, Hee Yong Woo (Mr. Woo). The guy could literally juggle a soccer ball on his head for over 5 hours straight. Naturally, I was curious. I turned to his translator and asked, "Is he also a great soccer player?" The translator didn't even blink. He just looked at me and said: "No, he's terrible." It was a hilarious reality check. It turns out, being a world-class entertainer who can manipulate a ball like a magician doesn't automatically mean you can read a tactical 11v11 match! ⚽️😂
You can tell if someone is a good player when they juggle.
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This should be all you need to see…
BREAKING: Qatar Football Association release a statement supporting Gianni Infantino 🚨
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Have this weird feeling that Gianni Infantino will pull off his mask to reveal Sepp Blatter.
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2-1 up, last few minutes. Send your keeper down for treatment to break up the momentum and then sacrifice your striker for a one minute sin bin once it all gets going again. Teams will have no issue taking advantage of this rule. Stupid change.
🚨 𝐍𝐄𝐖: The goalkeeper injury “tactical timeout” rule is coming to English football. If the referee allows medical staff onto the pitch to treat a goalkeeper, their coach will have 10 seconds to nominate an outfield player who must leave the pitch for one minute. If no player is nominated within 10 seconds, the captain will automatically be sent off for one minute. [@BBCSport]
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Good. Get rid. Give us our game back.
🚨🚨| BREAKING: The German Football association has 𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 to sign a letter supporting Gianni Infantino to serve another term as FIFA President. [@BILD]
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As a kid???? Mother of god… Klopp left two years ago and was in charge for nine. 🤦🏽‍♂️
Don’t lie, as a kid you thought The Kop were named after Jurgen Klopp
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Why can’t Americans kick properly… I coached 8 year olds that have better technique than this
CODY RHODES IS THE WORST FIELD GOAL KICKER OF ALL TIME 😂 DO NOT LET PAT MCAFEE SEE THIS.
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Not enough being said about this at all
Sorry, what the fuck happened with the kick-off there?
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