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Mae

@Rust_InPieces

BAKED BEAN THAT

Joined January 2012
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it smells like twilight saga gilmore girls and pride and prejudice season
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Gemini & Sagittarius placements
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A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press
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Image from 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS)
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I’m sorry but I’ve got some unfortunate news about ‘Joe Pera Talks With You’. Wrote a little update bout it here: joepera.com/jptwy/
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Image from Slint Eastwood 🍉 (@NickButBarely)
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Being home alone guarantees I will be doing something unhinged tonight
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“we want grandkids” best I can do is alcoholism
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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
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Hot men get vasectomies
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Wearing my favorite work pants so today has to be a good day
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Replying to @cornhusklover @BirdmanBrooks
We really do!!
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Replying to @BirdmanBrooks
Ray Romano tricked us
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Thank you TikTok for teaching me the iceage only covered the northern hemisphere
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IT’S OFFICIALLY TAURUS SEASON 🥳💅🏼👑🌸🪷🛍💖🌿🥂✨
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Image from melanie (@earthdombaby)
Image from melanie (@earthdombaby)
Image from melanie (@earthdombaby)
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Me eating micro plastics
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By the time we get another Rihanna album her baby is going to be old enough to feature
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My doctor told me my cholesterol panel is excellent I need drawn as a sexy honey nut Cheerios bee asap
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my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is
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