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@cornhusklover

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 Irondequoit, NY
Joined February 2017
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ella@gorgeousthey30 Mar 2025
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am i going to be 80 and still chewing off my hangnails or do we think that’ll stop at some point
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can everyone collectively agree to never call it the gulf of america😭
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Gülce@exitsenses14 Jan 2025
Wearing a low cut top as a flat chested woman is like here’s my heart beating I guess
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fav thing ab teaching 5th grade is when one of the kids calls me over to check their drawing and ask “mrs. s am i cooked?” and i can respond “no this is such a slay good job”
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@Tim_Walz11 Sep 2024
Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners. We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.
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if i had a nickel for every time a mosquito bit my forehead, i would have at least a dollar by now
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wearing a bathing suit in public makes me feel like i should have tomatoes thrown at me
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cumweiser@cumweiser14 Jul 2024
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i think that the “whole body deoderant” is propaganda honestly like lume is being shoved down my throat and i just don’t get it
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tried to defrost chicken and literally cooked it completely i hate my life
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if i see one more really cute bob im at risk of making a decision 😩
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mani@ImaniShante14 Jun 2024
I wanna be nicer and less reactive but “stupid bitch” just rolls off the tongue
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in such a good mood that i got up and jumped around wtf
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If you’re looking for something actually worth celebrating this Fourth of July you’re in luck because I have come across some incredible news: IT’S THE CAESAR SALAD CENTENNIAL. Caesar and fries crowd - this is our moment. Don the green on 7/4. It’s only right.
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this is what teaching is like, for anyone that was wondering lmao
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@Whotfismick23 May 2024
when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me
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