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I rewatched World War Z. I like Brad Pitt’s older movies better. The ones where he’s young & beautiful & I didn’t know what a piece of crap he is.
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Film fact: the year after Friday the 13th came out, the popularity of the name “Jason” remained more or less steady.
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The frontier LLM's are godlike research assistants but they cannot write for shit. Engage seriously with them and in good faith on complicated questions for an hour and their irreparable limitations shine through. They don't have the same retarded tics as the earlier models -- but they are still absolutely empty calories for anything but summarizing other texts. While the obvious tics have improved, there has been no improvement along this dimension: I think there may never be any.
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i love how dogs can forgive you for almost anything, but being late for their walk is apparently an unforgivable betrayal.
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one time i was at the beach with my family when a small child walked up to me & said, “dada,” because he thought i was his dad & instead of correcting him i said, “hello, son, why don’t you go get me a beer from that guy’s cooler over there.”
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Broke up with Ellen on our walk through the corn maze. It's been an awkward 2 hours.
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Is it just me or are the people complaining about getting older, getting younger every year?
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The scene in the 1989 Batman movie where the Joker trashes an art museum while blasting party music on a boombox is basically how I show up to every wedding.
