Famous Complainer

Thank you @AmazonHelp @amazon @Morrisons for ruining bank holiday weekend by sending this challenging bottle of @AperolSpritzUK. At least when @AldiUK shirt change me they don’t lock the lid #WhyAlwaysMe #BankHoliday #NotAgain

Hello @AldiUK quick question, how come you have sold me a can of Professor Peppy weighing 203 ml, including the can. Just fresh out the box and still sealed

I think you mean this one

@AndyRobsonTips are we hoping for 2 Son goals and 1 from Bowen tonight for this to land

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@AskPaddyPower how come I’ve not had my bet build refunds as 1 leg lost on these two bets

mmm pizza

All Hail the Algorithm

Hope bonus point carry over @AndyRobsonTips