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Smiles

@RumSMiles

(He/They) I like rum, other spirits, Ron Swanson, Equality, vaccines, the Oxford Comma, and not being an arse. https://xitter.cf/t.co/3JEcfnCmcA https://xitter.cf/t.co/saxiNkeqba

 Bournemouth, UK
Joined October 2016
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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Caroni 20yo @BoutiqueyRum from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/ru…
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Surprised not to see @TomHayesBmouth on this list, he seems to be genuinely keen to help in various ways.
Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 (@JujuliaGrace) profile pictureDr Julia Grace Patterson💙
@JujuliaGrace12 Nov 2024
Lovelies here is the list of MPs who are engaging in the #RebuildTheNHS campaign and have allowed us to name them publicly so far. 98 MPs and their teams altogether are now engaging so far. I’ll keep you updated 🤩💙🌟 @EveryDoctorUK
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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @CamusCognac Extra Elegance from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/co…
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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @WhistlePigRye PiggyBack 6yo from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/wh…
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So the release of information is 'proof of a cover-up' & the fact that *none* of the lies that incited riots turned out to be true is 'proof' that the liars were right all along. We really are in a very strange & dangerous place & Robert Jenrick is wallowing in the worst of it.
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Whoa, whoa, Meter Pro! Our newest addition to our Meter Series is here, and with our biggest screen yet, you can now also check CO2 levels at a glance! 🤩 We're also picking 2 lucky winners to win one! Just follow us, comment, and repost! Find out more: geni.us/UxU8e
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Oh.
Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) profile pictureLiam Gallagher
@liamgallagher29 Sep 2017
350 dollars to go and see rkid in USA what a cunt when will it all stop as you were LG x
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Hey @BmthAirFest - my code no longer lets me view the timetable on the app. It's the first time I've tried to view it today, and there's no error message. Is there a problem?
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After 3 tries, it now says I've exceeded my limit on daily views. I haven't seen the timetable today!
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Wait, these are bone spurs? Donald Trump has these? Wtf?
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Just after 6pm on Friday evening I emailed my MP - @TomHayesBmouth. Before 8:30am on Saturday morning he'd replied, not with a canned response, but addressing my issue.
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Happy 8th August to all who celebrate (not you Andrew Tate)
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Cinema.
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I have just ordered #finalspaceends - the @FinalSpace graphic novel. I am beyond excited, what I thought initially was a generic animation ended up being so much more, had so much heart, emotion, and guts. I cannot wait to see how @OlanRogers ends the story.
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Side note: I didn't think I would be able to do this. Due to the terms from WB the shipping to the UK is quite steep. But I did a deal with myself, put £10 aside each month and waited. Just made it in time it seems!
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The fact this tweet needs to exist is a damning indictment of our shortcomings as a society. Please share.
Refuge (@RefugeCharity) profile pictureRefuge
@RefugeCharity14 Jul 2024
We know the England team losing the #EURO2024 is the worst outcome for some, for others however it's the reality of waiting for their partner to come home. Football doesn't cause #DomesticAbuse, abusers do. Share our helpline so women know they are not alone 👇🏼👇🏿
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This could be handy!
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@SwitchBot11 Jun 2024
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Well this is catchy enough to be stuck in my head for a few days.
T'Other Simon Out of Plastic Jeezus (@TOther_Simon) profile pictureT'Other Simon Out of Plastic Jeezus@TOther_Simon4 Jun 2024
I recently read an article about a thing called 'sploshing' - where men pay women to cover themselves in goo - for sexual kicks (of course - why else?). One bloke spent £100 a week on it. Anyway... It inspired this song.
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Hi @sainsburys - I had a rescan after using smartshop tonight & the colleague who did it has added extra items, such a nearly empty hand sanitiser I had in my bag. Not only have I been charged for my own property, but I assume I'm now flagged as a shoplifter. How do I sort this?
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