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Bayeux Tapestry will ‘never be seen hanging again’ The embroidery hung vertically in Normandy before it came to the UK - but won’t be seen again like this in your lifetime, a British Museum curator has warned telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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James Bond is more “cocktail” than “tea” - and really not very British, the series’ new author has said. Charlie Higson said his protagonist is too “glamorous” to be British, unlike spy worlds created John le Carré telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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And a personal favourite 🍰 Mary Berry: Nigella and I both love a big mouthful Responding to criticism that the new Bake Off judge’s bites of cake are too big, Berry said she also “always took a proper mouthful” telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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Our Sovereign is a man of impeccable taste.
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More than 600 inmates are being freed from prisons across England and Wales in the second wave of Labour’s early release scheme. Follow the latest from our home affairs reporters as it unfolds ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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LIVE🔴 Some 650 prisoners to be freed today – as some are released after a third of their sentences It's the second wave of Labour’s early release scheme, as they grapple with a jails overcrowding crisis Follow live with me this morning telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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Couples are staying together for record durations before divorce. But it’s not because relationships got better Spouses turn to therapy and forgive infidelity, rather than press the “nuclear button” in a bleak financial landscape, experts have said 🧵⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09…
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Marriage rates in general have fallen to record lows. Young people are marrying later than ever before. In 2023, the median age of newly married men and women exceeded 33. Couples now tend to marry 10 years later in life than they did 50 years ago
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An air traffic control failure has delayed flights just weeks after another glitch caused chaos. Manchester airport is reporting delays caused by an issue affecting airspace in northern and central England, Scotland and Northern Ireland. Follow the latest updates 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09…
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EXC Primary school PE teachers are set to be let go ahead of Labour’s drastic sports funding cuts in January Schools are starting redundancy rounds as they brace for potentially slashed sports budgets The cuts are a ‘massive’ mistake, headteachers warn telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09…
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Gene-edited strawberries and tomatoes are set to be sold on British shelves for the first time. 🔗:telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09…
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Jason Arday has cancelled a series of events promoting his forthcoming memoir. A bookshop event and a conference speech featuring the former Cambridge University professor have been quietly called off. His memoir, titled Great and Unfortunate Things, is expected to hit American shelves on Tuesday and British bookshops on Aug 27. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08…
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