@RossThomson
Joined June 2009
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The 3D print community is an amazing place.
DJ: "MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*
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@funkadunkalunk I prefer with.
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KattsDogma@KattsDogma7 Jan 2016
French guy (showing me his yachts): This is Un. This is Deux. This is Trois. This is Quatre. This is Six. Me: Where's the 5th? FG: Cinq.
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My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks "Starbrights" and Reese Witherspoon "Ruth Witherspooks" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive.
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RT & Follow for a chance to win all our jersey sticker packs!🏀 Winner announced on 12/31/15
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Ally@MrAllyJam7 Dec 2015
Country House but not in that order.
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Netflix
@netflix16 Nov 2015
F yeah. @BillBurr's Netflix original series #FIsForFamily arrives December 18 amp.twimg.com/v/7aed8838-58d…
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Cool Eric@OBiiieeee23 Apr 2014
palms are sweaty, knees weak,arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, dad's lasagna, mom left 4yrs ago, he's trying his hardest
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Remarkable how we project human emotion onto a simple creature, incapable of complex thought, when all she's done is tweet a photo of a dog.
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This could be bus but you plane
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I might have gone the rest of my life without being informed Kansas City's first base coach is named "Rusty Kuntz," so thanks for that, FOX.
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Shark Jelly@SharkJelly1 Oct 2015
Friend: Will we be hearing the patter of tiny feet soon? Me: *grabbing her arm too hard* You know about my squirell army
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Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan6 Dec 2014
Bae: Are you coming over? Me: Yes, I'm coming over. - Me and Bae having CB Radio sex
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em@girlfr0g1 Aug 2015
Friends with benefits except instead of sexual favors, you give me your leftovers
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