@danielmaier

Lukewarm baby got a custard face! Writer (Curtis Brown): TV Burp, Touch of Cloth. Creator: Quizness. V/O (Dean St Voices). Compiler: Before The Fall.

 Arctic Bay, Nunavut
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Joined January 2009
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“Never apologise, never explain.” Sorry, that’s a John Wayne quote.
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The cover of @newscientist is the only source of band names you’ll ever need.
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But…’all intents and purposes’ is correct. I imagine that should be ‘all intensive purposes’..?
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Pints with Guy Garvey! James Dean Bradfield’s guitar! Signed Black Mirror script! Bespoke Harry Hill painting! LOADS more. Auction ends 8pm TONIGHT, all proceeds help people in hygiene poverty across the UK. Chuck in a bid! uk.givergy.com/beautybankshe…

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Resigned…from life? 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Amazing auction lots and raffle prizes up for grabs - all to raise urgently needed funds to people in hygiene poverty across the UK. Check out the lots, buy some raffle tickets - you'll be helping a deserving cause that urgently needs it! Thanks. uk.givergy.com/beautybankshe…

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Oh, and while you’ve got a couple of weeks to bid on most lots, if you’re a Caitlin Moran fan you’ve got *ten minutes* to bid on her next book being dedicated to you! I appreciate I should’ve mentioned this earlier. uk.givergy.com/beautybankshe…

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Caitlin Moran is offering the winner the chance to have a personal dedication printed inside every copy of her forthcoming book, **_How To Be Hopeful:

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Beauty Banks helps people across the UK who are in hygiene poverty. They need your help more than ever - any donations are very much appreciated. Read more below. Thanks! beautybanks.org.uk/

Beauty Banks

Charity supporting people in hygiene poverty around the UK.

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I was invited to share my brainspew on the latest ep of this excellent pod. Check it out!
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I was going to Bench Boost this week in #FPL. I missed the deadline by about three minutes. Here is my bench. I am dead.
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Ow, Vienna. #Eurovision2025
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Great to watch #nufc at @dillons36th today, despite the 7am start.
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Calista Flockhart’s let herself go.
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Really can’t enough of this pic.
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First time together in 42 years!! Left to right. Craig Scanlon ⁦@Stephenhanley6⁩ ⁦@hanleyPa⁩ Karl Burns Miself. #fallfriday. 💥
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“Can’t be that hard to get three green arrows in a row in #fpl…” Me:
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Steve McFadden rightly praised for his recent Eastenders work - but let's also celebrate his trademark move. youtu.be/fS3U_AraWfI?si=4rKj…

Harry Hill - TV Burp - Phil Mitchell Deflating

Is it me, or is Phil Mitchell deflating?

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He’s got off lightly there, all things considered.
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Brighton area! I’m putting on this night on Feb 8. Jangle! 60s! Indie shambling! Come down. facebook.com/share/15cwLf5LK…
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Me at Bluesky. bsky.app/profile/danielmaier…
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Fuck’s sake, Sacha. Two hours. #MAFSUK
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