2014 - year of the Rebel

I do believe they think I am some sort of bird. #C3PO #AngryBirdsStarWars angrybirds.com/trophy/?sw=23

I can't wait until JJ Abrams introduces me to my alternate universe self

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So X-Wing, I get it...Y-Wing, yep...A-Wing, kind of...but B-Wing?

Mental note, do not take @Ackbar to Long John Silvers again!

Ah man! Just dutch-ovened myself in my cockpit!

How come we complain about illegal aliens taking our jobs, but no one seems to complain about the clones?

Pitched an idea for an adult movie toady called "Sex-Wing: Rogue Squadron"

If I pick my nose, and no one is around to see it, is it still gross?

Have a special mission and need 11 x-wings, 11 pilots for 11 targets. #11/11/11

I appreciate all the Veteran wishes. Here's to the next galactic war!

Iella said I am a very model of a modern major rebel general...don't know what that means?

Does an R2 unit count as a passenger for the HOV lane?

Can I just say, damn I look good in this thing called Blu-Ray?!

Defroster wasn't working on the x-wing this morning. You'd think with all this technology we could solve this problem by now!

WTF!? How can there be traffic in space!?

Anyone know what gets mynock off your windshield?

Made a trench run in my bedroom tonight but because I didn't have a wingman worrying about those towers I got denied!

I feel the need...the need for light speed!