Grand Moff Blatter has assured us he is right leader to oversee the Fifassian sector. He has my full support.
The Empire says its safe for my Bothan spy to leave the Endorian embassy, apparently he's forgiven for stealing the Death Star plans.
Keep overhearing Antilles talk about HolochatRoulette with the crew, think I'll give it a try on my R2 unit.
Mon Mothma has promised me the Rebel leadership in 5 years, she's retiring to spend more time with her vintage podracer collection.
Quite a crowd to greet me here on Coruscant, why is that angry Wookie wielding a replica model of the Jedi Temple?
Lando kindly invited me for a short Cloud City vacation. Says he's "made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever."
Received transmission from Outer Rim, apparently I can extend length of my Mon Cal cruiser for just a few credits. Sending account details.
Endor is strange. There's a dead animal here just balanced on a stick attached to a rope. @Chewbacca is going for it.
These Bothans are asking a lot of questions about our security system. Faxing the detailed plans to them now.
At Jabba鈥檚 palace. Has he had that Ewok feng shui expert in? His throne used to be over this loose grate... Is that rancor breath?


