Casa de Salvatore. Where the bourbon is flowing, and the orgy is growing. Also, go to hell. #Rogue //Roleplay account. Not real. Parody. 21+ MV//

Joined August 2015
Hey, guys. Damon Salvatore here. I take every issue people have with me /very/ seriously. So, if you have one, please... Do me a favour? Just hit that blue button and take a hike.
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they're the same person btw
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*hands finding their place at her low back. The smirk shifting to a grin down to her* ...To you, at least.
A soft chuckle, her arms remain looped around him. "That you do, cutie." Her gaze echoing adoration for her vampire.
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I only speak the truth, Lil F.
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*he smirks down at her, then reaches to grip both hands. Pulling her up onto her feet like she weighs nothing* Gladly.
She bites back a smile. Stretching out her arms, fingers wiggling at him. "Fine. But a little help, please? Before said devouring?"
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//My headcanon for the latest season of Reacher: The Congressman is secretly older Riley Finn 🤣
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*he smirks down at her, very amused* If you insist...
[She props herself up on her elbows with a little grunt, a not-entirely-unpleasant tingling sensation creeping slowly back into her otherwise numb butt cheek as she scowls up at him.] "Bite me."
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Did they run out of sprinkles?
There's a small — in the realm of ( tiny ) chance you're not entirely wrong.
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*he shrugs a single shoulder, then smirks* Sorry, not sorry.
“ annoyingly good looking.” She points out.
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Well. I'm glad my good looks are enough to spare me.
“ or— maybe I just want to give Mr. pointy a little action and you showed up— but I don’t wanna slay you cause —- you’re kinda like super hot that it’s annoying.”
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Mixed messages then. You want attention... but you'll slay whoever gives it to you. No wonder there's no takers.
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That a metaphor?
This blonde is needing some attention..who wanna get slayed?
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Sure.
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No?
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...Close enough.
Buf-fy. Two whole syllables. It's not exactly a tongue twister.
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//Updated bio for the first time in... I have no idea.
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I should put that on a t-shirt.
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No ones fault but mine... And I'm far from complaining about it. *returning the previous wink*
I mean is it my fault that you react so perfectly to it? *A wicked grin forms on her lips*
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*he smirks* And nor should you.
Do I? *she winks* I mean I just can’t help myself.
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*he chuckles low* You know what you're doing with that, too.
Yes you have. It makes you a good boy.
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