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Roflscale Tips

@RoflscaleTips

I love looking for ways to use asynchronous fibers to roflscale my cloud hosted social graph based semantic web oriented Ruby on Rails HTML5 application

 Roflscaling my RoR app
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Joined March 2011
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Jayson Vantuyl@kagato29 Aug 2020
Replying to @bascule @headius
Roflscale Sprinkles is now my stage name.
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Matt Jones@al2o3cr8 May 2018
Replying to @searls @craigkerstiens
As a successor to roflscale, I suggest calling this architecture smhscale 😁 – at Short North, Columbus
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Replying to @nateberkopec @FotoVerite
So what you're saying is... I need more ROFLscale for my blog?
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The day I start writing node, twitter recommends following @RoflscaleTips. #webscaling
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Tom Dale
@tomdale12 Dec 2012
Replying to @StephanieH408
Hi @StephanieH408, I am wondering, is Cassandra non-blocking? I have heard non-blocking is the “secret ingredient” in the async sauce.
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Martin Kleppmann@martinkl8 Aug 2012
roflscale tip: if you include code twice in the same file, it goes faster. #kafka github.com/kafka-dev/kafka/b… (lines 34-56=58-84, 91-114=116-139)
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Rick
@rickasaurus10 Jul 2012
Replying to @RoflscaleTips
@RoflscaleTips @tunixman Why even bother with the whole thing? Just store the first four chars and see if they match!
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Carl Lerche
@carllerche27 Jun 2012
λdb - because side effects are your database's largest bottleneck.
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James Tucker@raggi20 Jun 2012
Use master, it's always faster
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“Use Node.js –with Ruby– FOR SPEED” elia.schito.me/post/24751394… /cc @RoflscaleTips
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not mongodb@mongodbfacts5 Jun 2012
Protip: Save up to 40% disk space by using single letters for your keys. Save another 40% by doing the same with the values.
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not mongodb@mongodbfacts4 Jun 2012
The secret to scaling isn't horizontal or vertical... it's data corruption and starting from scratch.
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Fake Angus@fakeAngus24 Dec 2011
ProTip: Make your CoffeeScript run 20% faster by removing all the whitespace.
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Just released haml2erb-0.3.0.pre.2! Compile your Haml to Erb for blazing fast performance & to survive among #hamlhaters /cc @RoflscaleTips
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Ryan Bates@rbates21 Sep 2011
If the entire Rails stack were to be merged into a single Ruby file, would that significantly speed up load time? Anyone test this?
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Replying to @RoflscaleTips
@RoflscaleTips ha, Rails 4.0 will use just one thread and switch from one request to another with fibers. Threads are too heavy to roflscale
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Guille@guilleiguaran22 Aug 2011
Looks like someone stole the tweets of @RoflscaleTips and put them in a book: scalingexperts.com/
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Eric Hodel@drbrain10 Aug 2011
Replying to @RoflscaleTips
@RoflscaleTips in ruby you can use net-http-pipeline for maximum rofls per request!
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Glad to see singlequotes around non interpolated strings in rails 3.1 /cc @RoflscaleTips
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Ryan Mulligan
@ryantm8 Apr 2011
Replying to @RoflscaleTips
@RoflscaleTips QLS is pronouced "equals"
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