@Robyniwitz

Bi-postal on the other place under the same stupid name.

 New York, NY
Joined July 2008
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Birds Rule Everything Around Me
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Alerte Rouge@ALERTE_R15h
LULA.
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A day of inspiring reminders that good things are still possible in politics from Brazil and also somehow Serbia.
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Throwing it back and wearing heels and taking myself out to the Village to see friends play music like I’m thirty something again.
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mathieu gallard@mathieugallard7h
🇧🇷🗳️La projection des résultats finaux de @ElectoMaps sur désormais plus de 10% des bureaux dépouillés, avec une belle #needle : ➡️Chances de gagner 🔴Lula 92% ⚫️Flávio 8% ➡️Résultats finaux 🔴Lula 51,9% ⚫️Flávio 48,1% Remontada extraordinaire de Lula !
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Pie update:
Robyn@RobyniwitzOct 22
I made a big-ass apple pie in honor of my Grampy’s 110th birthday and one thing about me is if you’re friends with me and we hang out after I’ve made a big-ass apple pie you’re definitely getting a piece of big-ass apple pie.
A big-ass apple pie on a stove

ALT A big-ass apple pie on a stove

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BROTHER I HAVE BEEN A GHOST THIS WHOLE TIME
Schwarbombs Away
@everyb0dyhitsOct 25
If Twitter had been around when the Phillies lost a game in the World Series 15-14 like this, a third of the TL would be headed to the morgue Shoot if the Phillies lost a game 15-14 like this in mid-May there would be casualties
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My freelance and artist friends reading this:
Robyn@RobyniwitzOct 24
Me: having more fun at work than I’ve ever had in my life, can’t believe I get to do this Also me: where is my next paycheck coming from after December 1
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Plz be patient I have decades of conditioning to dismantle
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I am having the full Kombucha Girl experience with this: “I’ve never heard of these people I don’t care” “wait they did WHAT for Halloween” “wait they defended THAT racist guy” “ok I guess I’ll watch this clip” “my algorithm is fucked, I hate myself now”
#FIRENICK 🦅 (Jack)
@JackInacker18h
This is generational niche podcast drama.
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Look at him he just wants to kill and kill and kill
Rylee ✧@ryleerinOct 24
northern shrike you are so perfect and round
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Hell yeah brother
Robyn@RobyniwitzOct 24
Then: “we wish she’d meet a nice man she must be so lonely” Me: “oh boy I can’t wait to go home and eat a giant slice of pie and watch baseball under a blanket on my couch.”
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*Them. But you figured that out. I trust you.
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This is fun baseball
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Basketball.
Philadelphia 76ers
@sixersOct 25
FROM THE LOGO! AT THE BUZZER!
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Then: “we wish she’d meet a nice man she must be so lonely” Me: “oh boy I can’t wait to go home and eat a giant slice of pie and watch baseball under a blanket on my couch.”
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Listen, I am open to the possibility of somebody worthy joining me for these other exploits, but please understand, you will merely be augmenting this experience, not supplanting it. Either way, I’m good.
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Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 23
#Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers says the rise of flag football is excellent, but says the pay for the women of the national flag football team is "very scant" and "not equal," and he's "not a big fan of that." "I think that there should be some better pay for some of these individuals, especially the U.S. women's national flag football team."
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Me: having more fun at work than I’ve ever had in my life, can’t believe I get to do this Also me: where is my next paycheck coming from after December 1
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We’re just riding the lightning here in the year of someone’s Lord 2026.
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The first time I ever see one of these in the wild, I will weep.
Andrew Guttenberg@guttenbirder22Oct 24
Snowshoe Hares in full Blupee mode, waiting for the snow to hide them. I saw seven of them tonight! Like little beacons scampering through the forest.
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