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Five series of Clarkson's Farm, and the same thing happened every year without anyone pointing it out.
The wheat drowned in the wettest autumn on record. The sheep stood in the rain and lambed.
The oilseed rape was eaten by flea beetle before it came up. The cows ate the grass that grew where the rape had failed.
The potatoes rotted in a shed he could not sell them from. The pigs ate the potatoes.
The wasabi, the chillies, the mushrooms in the bunker and the nettle soup made a few hundred pounds between them. The venison off the wood paid for the stalker and then some.
The barley came in late, light and under the price it cost to grow, and the brewery took it at a discount. The beef off the same acres went out of the farm shop at a price people queued down the lane for.
The arable half needed a two hundred thousand pound tractor, a man to drive it, a contractor to combine it, diesel, sprays, seed and a prayer to the sky. The grass half needed a fence and an animal.
The one thing on that farm that failed every single year was the part a government leaflet tells you Britain should be growing more of.
The one thing that never once failed was the part you are told the planet cannot afford.
Five years of evidence, a thousand acres, the best advice in the county, and a camera crew to record it. The verdict was the same as every hill farmer's since the Domesday Book. On land like that, the animal is the only thing that works.
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Why is the government getting this so wrong?
Paying farmers for being good stewards of the land is a no-brainer.
Opinion: Government is 'quietly withdrawing' green payments - Farmers Weekly ebx.sh/QJv1pz
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Opinion: Government is 'quietly withdrawing' green payments - Farmers Weekly ebx.sh/QJv1pz
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This week’s SFI debacle is a symptom of a wider problem with the direction of ‘public money for public goods’.
By 2030 government is looking to get out of the sustainable farming game.
My latest piece for @FarmersWeekly.
reader.fwi.co.uk/pugpig_enha…
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Among the many, many stories of disappointment from yesterday's SFI debacle, a notable casualty was the @Gameandwildlife @AllertonProject 's unbroken run of agri-environmental schemes since the '90s. Especially ironic given the research behind so many SFI options took place there
‘352 minutes that will live in infamy’.
My blog on the scramble for SFI26.
gwct.org.uk/blogs/news/2026/…
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£233m #SFI26 Window 2 opened at 10am. Gone by 3.48pm. Looked less like a flagship support scheme and more like a Glastonbury ticket scramble. Some serious questions for Defra...
fwi.co.uk/business/payments-… #AgTransition #Futurefarming #ELM @NFUPolitical @CLAtweets @tenantfarmers
BASC's chief executive, Ian Bell, delivers the news of a second victory against Natural England.
Today, the judge refused NE’s request to appeal and ordered that his ruling takes effect immediately following July's landmark High Court win.
Read more: basc.org.uk/judge-slams-bull…
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Without any shadow of doubt, to meaningfully rebuild any kind of trust with the industry, this has to be the place to start. It was always a dreadfully ill-thought-out tax that raised relatively little revenue yet inflicted massive pain to those farming businesses it affected
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Exmoor Ranger Tim Parish talks about the impact of drought on farmers and the Exmoor landscape on @itvwestcountry itv.com/news/westcountry/202…
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Amen Brother-this is happening before our very eyes and despite so many of us in our small ways, trying to raise awareness and start some debate, there appears an unbreakable apathy towards what this will lead to
We're losing farming and food production and no one seems to care!
A farmer in Shropshire is selling his farm this September and nobody has died.
Two hundred and twenty acres. A hundred and forty ewes, seventy suckler cows, a shed with one end held up by a telegraph pole, and a tractor bought new in 1994, which is the last thing on that farm that was bought new. His grandfather bought the place outright in 1961. He is 54 and has never had a penny of debt.
The books say the farm lost eleven thousand pounds last year. It lost money the year before as well.
He is not bad at this. The government's own review, chaired by Minette Batters, found nearly a third of British farms were loss-making in 2024.
On paper the same farm is worth £1.9 million.
Pasture in his county averaged £8,600 an acre last year, and not a pound of that was set by anything he grows. Two blocks within nine miles went to buyers he has never met. One for solar. One described in the particulars as a natural capital opportunity.
His mother is 81 and lives in the bungalow at the top of the lane. When that comes across with the other half of the ground, the two halves clear the £2.5 million threshold, and twenty per cent of the excess is a bill in six figures on a business that has not made money in three years.
His son is a radiographer in Telford and is not coming back. He said so once, kindly, and never made his father ask twice.
So it goes now, while he can still choose which fields and to whom. He is selling the good ground first, because you cannot raise a bill off the rough.
The Treasury collects nothing from any of this. The sale happens years before the tax event, so there is no tax event left to have.
What Britain loses is a hundred and forty lambs and seventy calves a year, off ground that will never produce food again, in a country that already imports forty per cent of what it eats and has just had its worst cereal harvest since records began.
That is one farm. There are thousands of them, doing the sums at the same kitchen table this month.
The beef on your shelf this Christmas will come from Brazil, and the price will be higher, and nobody will connect the two.
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Natural England summed up as irrational, very interesting…
BREAKING NEWS
BASC has won its High Court challenge against Natural England, with Mr Justice Ritchie ruling today that the regulator acted outside the law in its approach to the licensing of gamebird releases.
Read the full story: basc.org.uk/basc-wins-high-c…
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This is what the National Audit Office said about @DefraGovUK and @NaturalEngland…
I find the @DefraGovUK statements increasingly absurd
The simplest questions to AI show that we running at about 10-20% of the investment needed
Either people have lost the plot or they are lying… their own audits have made this really clear
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Defra Secretary confirms the department does not have any targets, or views on whether livestock numbers should increase or decrease, despite the Climate Change Committee calling for a 27% reduction in cattle and sheep numbers by 2040. Read more: farmersguardian.com/news/453…
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Saw this at JCB World Headquarters today. Every politician of every colour should have it on the wall.
5.7 million small businesses. 13 million jobs. 59% of the workforce. A third of all private sector turnover.
The people who carry this country, and the first ones overlooked when policy is written.
Back small business........ All of you 🙏 .....👍
@JCBmachines @JCBagriculture @reformparty_uk @Conservatives @UKLabour @LibDems
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Farming & nature just doesn't buy enough votes to invest in. There is nothing beyond underfunded lip service, decades of food being seen as a given have got us here. Legislative stick will be the future, not a financial carrot. Follow the market and good luck!
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Ronald Reagan era famoso por contar chistes en sus alocuciones públicas. Este sobre los economistas es bueno:
- En una ocasión, tres caballeros llegaron a las puertas del cielo, y San Pedro les dijo que debido a la falta de espacio existían ciertas restricciones sobre quién podía entrar, por lo que les explicó que habían decidido que se admitiría al que, de los tres, llevara más tiempo ejerciendo la profesión o actividad más antigua.
- Uno de ellos dio un paso al frente y dijo: «Bueno, creo que ese soy yo. Soy cirujano». Dijo: «Sabemos que el Señor creó a Adán y, después, creó a Eva a partir de una costilla de Adán. Eso requirió cirugía, así que supongo que esa es la profesión más antigua».
- Pero antes de que pudiera entrar, el segundo dijo: «Espera un momento. Yo soy ingeniero». Y añadió: «Antes de que el Señor creara a Adán, todo era caos, y Él dedicó seis días a reordenarlo todo, y al séptimo día descansó». Así que creo que necesitó ingeniería, y como ingeniero, yo entro primero».
- Y antes de que pudiera avanzar, el tercero dijo: «Yo soy economista. ¿De dónde creéis que salió todo ese caos?».
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"You (Natural England) haven't taken people in the upland community with you" - EFRA Committee Chair Alistair Carmichael summing up at this morning's wildfire meeting.
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Replying to @CommonsEFRA
@CommonsEFRA session from this morning around wildfires - demonstrates how contested upland land management issues are .... Dartmoor ponies features at c11.30
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