Comedian
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Joined July 2011
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Jimmy Roberson retweeted
The Colts drafted a QB who they knew needed reps to improve and then have found every reason to give him none of those reps. Benched last season. Now Jones is starting.
A QB decision in Indy: Colts named Daniel Jones as their starting quarterback for their Sept. 7 regular-season opener vs. the Miami Dolphins, per @HolderStephen and me.
Jimmy Roberson retweeted
Jerry: I'm in Nosferatu's thrall.
George: You're in his thrall?
Jerry: I'm in his thrall!
George: Get out of his thrall.
Jerry: You can't get out of a thrall. That's the thing with a thrall! You're never through with the thrall!
KRAMER BARGES IN
Kramer: Well, I got the plague!
Jimmy Roberson retweeted
Check out @PostMalone sittin in with Billy Strings for Johnny Cash’s “Cocaine Blues” (courtesy of Melissa Hostutler on FB) 🤠 – at Plano, TX
Jimmy Roberson retweeted
Will Smith attacked Chris Rock and then helped us all heal by explaining how tough God’s plan for him is.
Jimmy Roberson retweeted
Wars would be a lot better, I think, if guys would say to themselves sometimes, "Jesus — I'm not going to do that to the enemy. That's too much."
--Kurt Vonnegut, "Happy Birthday, Wanda June"
🇺🇦 #StandWithUkraine
Jimmy Roberson retweeted
Oh man. It’s @activesandal’s birthday tomorrow and we will blow it out with an awesome @BestNightEverYo. @TheMostShanker will also be there. Tickets below:
eventbrite.com/e/25550033738…
Jimmy Roberson retweeted
@BrentTerhune and @RobersonJimmy did not disappoint tonight at @TheLaughingTap. Great sets and venue. Pretty confident I also one-upped the Evil Twin. He knows.
Jimmy Roberson retweeted
My new album or should I tape comes out on Nov 5th. Recorded live @PlanetoftheT in Louisville and being released by @OnTourRecords
Jimmy Roberson retweeted
The Zodiac Killer’s name is Gary Francis Poste and it begs the question: do all serial killers have three names or do we just pronounce their middle name because they’re in big trouble?
