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The Bruce

@RobRay_ZA

My stupidity is so advanced, people often mistake it for sarcasm.

 Cape Town, South Africa
Joined March 2009
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Some @CityofCT trivia for your next quiz night, @geordinhl Q. Where in Cape Town can you find 41 potholes in the space of 150 meters? A. Just outside Newlands train station (Letterstedt & Sport Pienaar roads) - bonus point if you can guess how long it's going to take to get fixed
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Happy 3 month anniversary! 馃帀 Zero f's given by @CityofCT . Maybe @helenzille can use these potholes as a practice run for Jhb?! Show us that you can get things done!
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About 15 months since this tweet. Such a good opportunity. Instead of phoning me and having people stand at the robots in your blue shirts waving, how about fix this road and turn it into a campaign. My (and 1000s others) vote is up for grabs. @Our_DA @MYANC @onsbaizanie
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The year is 2028 and @CheckersSA at Constantia Emporium have just figured out that if they have cashiers at ALL their tills, they'll serve their customers faster, make more money and create jobs. People are rejoicing in the aisles. Incredible scenes.
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So great to see Zoolander at the #RWCFinal closing ceremony! #stadiumforants #bluesteel
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Hey Rassie, it's Gregor. I need some help making a wee video. #nicberry #IREvSCO #RWC23
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Fire the choir #firethechoir #RWC23 #rwc2023
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Somewhere in New Zealand there's a cruise liner missing its singer. #RSAvsNZL
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OK, that's enough. Bye bye @vumatel @Afrihost... I guess I won't be getting your enforced "upgrade" at the end of the month.
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Refreshing my @TAKEALOT app like... Santa might be giving IOUs!
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King Costas #INDvsSA #ICCT20WorldCup
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After more than 40 years of acting, Tom Selleck is finally in the running for an Oscar. #NicWhite #AUSvRSA
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I hate it when I'm watching the latest episode of Magnum PI and a rugby match breaks out. #AUSvRSA #nicwhite
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Nic White. #AUSvRSA
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#Bazball didn't age well. #ENGvSA
"...from January 2022..." #AskingForAFriend @Vitality_SA @dineshgovender
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Rassie must've told Angus at half-time he's about to star in his new video... Glad he's changed his tune! #SCOvRSA #SSRugby
Excited to watch Bafana against the All Black's today! #NZLvRSA #CastleRugbyChampionship #SSRugby #FIFAWorldCupQualifiers
"I like to watch their little dance thingie.." - 6 year old daughter getting excited for the haka. #RugbyChampionship #superrugby #NZLvRSA100
One does not simply just book a flight on @kulula #FML
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