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Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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the fuckin box would have me actin up.
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the toe imprints are killing me she had a time in these bitches!!
The Real Real play too fawking much sometimes
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Whoever dressed Halle for that Disney event picked the perfect dress
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I’m over this double nose piercing trend
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Honeygrow ruined their focaccia bread. It’s horrible now!
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I am so happy that the latest viral song is encouraging the men to spend money again. We are healing
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I get why everybody emotional on love island. 2 weeks in the hotel all by yourself, then you’re surrounded by the same 8 ppl, nobody eating real food fr and you gotta be bare butt naked by 7am. I’d cry too!!!!
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Victor Wembanyama’s agent says he refuses to do endorsement deals with soda companies "They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids." (Via @JaredWeissNBA / h/t @TheNBABase )
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Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk
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you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭
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I just found out that Anne Hathaway optioned the rights to a book about a modern tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life that she’s been selling to her followers online. I am SCREAMING
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Yet another beautiful day wasted by the shackles of employment
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The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.
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when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat
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I really feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.
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i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet
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My laundry hamper is full again
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Jesus to his disciples today:
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There was a time when a president praising Allah on Easter would upset Republicans.
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