swamp princess

louisiana
Joined July 2011
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the ultra violet curves tote sold out in like 6 minutes yall are hell!
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i actually dont like auto translate cause thats not what i said lmao
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i brought a cake to work today to celebrate being there a year bc i’ll quit quick me so its a milestone lmao
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ion wanna make it two tho
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i ordered nandos sauce and seasonings to make my own peri peri chicken and yeah….
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i love that deborah is casually working at The Pit in thom browne
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parrish retweeted
Ima offend everybody wit my realness until I cultivate a culture of realness around me with mutual respect. All other humans I do not care to be round. I’ll walk ova 1000 shrimps to keep 1 real around me and I’ll do it ova and ova and ova again
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sometimes i be buying shit just cause the packaging cute so im witcha
This boy just told me to throw my box away to my Balenciaga boots… we don’t keep boxes nomore???? I keep every box from every bag and shoe.
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won’t you come over, love?
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sad day for watermelon and cheese salad eaters
True Food Kitchen in New Orleans closes as Oprah-backed company files for bankruptcy nola.com/entertainment_life/…
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i’m a really big of Dimpey Studios on tiktok I havent not laughed at a single video 😭😭
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parrish retweeted
My Black American parents didn’t raise us to think we were better than other Black people of any background and that’s the difference
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Spotting my type and admiring from afar coz the first red flag is me being attracted to them
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lmao ive been waiting for these to drop since they posted em im gagged at the price tag but…. 🫩😵‍💫
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I be gaggin when i meet other Sagittarians cause like damn bitch this how i act??
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i be in the mirror like “yeah they gone hate crime me for this one”
u ever been nervous because u look too good
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wanting a bf is like wanting wingstop u don’t really want it
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I love other people that love to spend money like I do, let’s be friends immediately
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niggas be wanting something a lil more stupid than I can offer
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parrish retweeted
the thing is, reading is so essential bc being smart makes u funnier. there’s a pipeline there fr
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