Rhadamanthus | parody

ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ 𝐀 𝐑 𝐈 𝐀 𝐃 𝐍 𝐄 ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ

Look at this handsome specimen of a husband. 🥰

ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ 𝐀 𝐑 𝐈 𝐀 𝐃 𝐍 𝐄 Princess of Crete Immortal Sorceress Wife of @RighteousRhad Resident of the Underworld 𝐀 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝.

ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ 𝐀 𝐑 𝐈 𝐀 𝐃 𝐍 𝐄 Princess of Crete Daughter of King Minos Wife of @RighteousRhad Immortal of the Underworld 𝐔𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐞, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.

I spent too many years trying to be happy — and forgot that I could get angry

I know that look you wear when your mind is wandering, and the recognition when you see me and I can bring you back to me…

How can I choose when you’re so handsome either way? 😍

“H U S B A N D.” She’ll never grow tired of saying that. “Love you, @RighteousRhad!”

she was prepared to stand before their friends and family and vow to love and cherish Rhad forever and ever, and as an immortal now, she could ensure it.

Now, years later, they had another chance at a life together. They had forever. It was all that she wanted, but never thought she’d have. Their wedding today would be much different than the grand affair they’d had before. On the shore of the Underworld, —

Today was the day! One upon a time, Ariadne, a princess of Crete, had married @RighteousRhad, in a lavish, royal wedding that was spoken of for long after. That should’ve been just the beginning of a happy life together… but their happiness was not to last. —

Gᴏɪɴ’ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴇʟ Aɴᴅ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ Gᴏɪɴ’ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴇʟ Aɴᴅ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ