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Joined February 2021
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❝ 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝗼𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝗼𝐧, 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡. ❞ —————— ♊︎ Underworld Judge ♊︎ Immortal ♊︎ Stern & Fair ♊︎ Husband of @AriadneAnew
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Hopes that look isn’t in his direction…
Casts a discerning glance. “Hmm… no.”
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Popular opinion: Underworld >>> Olympus
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Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters. ———
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A little birdie told me you may have a new addition…? 😜
Can't talk right now, I'm doing witchy girl shit—
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𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝
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Can you believe it? We were apart for a lifetime and now it seems like only yesterday we found one another.
Has it really been five years since we found each other again?
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Where is that impressive wife of mine?
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“Need some relaxing pizza and a cocktail?”
“I must’ve forgotten how overstimulating Olympus can be…”
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“Because this week is just giving weekend vibes.”
Why does it feel like it should be Friday already?
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Always!
Pizza can cure all kinds of things! …does he have some? 🥺
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Something pizza can cure?
Hey guys, does anyone know what the fuck—
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𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞
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Is it bad that I sent my wife’s mother to Tartarus for being such a heinous bitch?
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“It does just seem like a floppy day, doesn’t it?”
“Anytime! Can’t have a good flop without somewhere to land!”
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“Ooh, thank you kindly!” Proceeds to flop.
Conjures an extra one for him to freely flop upon. Because flopping without proper cushy surfaces to land on is just bad business.
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