Leftist activist S.O.S. nominee Garlin Gilchrist showed up to his debate with a serious case of T.D.S. He said… “I won’t give Trump the voter file,” despite Jocelyn Benson overseeing her own election and 7 noncitizens excused from jury duty in Macomb County who are still registered. “Don’t trust people who placate election deniers,” while he lost a 2017 Detroit clerk race by ~1400 and sought a recount. “I’ve been to all 83 counties three times,” while he couldn’t show up to work last year 94% of the time. He also pitched digital driver’s licenses, AKA flock for your wallet, and called eight years of appointment-only S.O.S. offices progress.

Abdul El-Sayed claims he won’t Sharia our Michigan, but he’s vowed to live in a “Shariah-compliant way” until he dies. He took out a Sharia-compliant mortgage, parks six figures in Amana funds that screen for haram, has a wife in hijab, and smashed a vodka bottle on a store floor because “you can’t sell it.” Abdul’s Sharia starter pack is how the democrats’ big tent party is attempting to make a comeback.

Jocelyn Benson says suspending Michigan’s state gas tax would “hurt families,” despite it being the only price lever the state actually controls. Michigan has the 6th highest state gas tax in the country and the 11th highest prices at the pump. Her solution is a moratorium on the federal tax, which is three times less savings. While lefty Lansing could save you gas money tomorrow, she’d rather blame Trump.