this all could have been avoided if we had built the animatronic Joe Starkey statue

sigh

I think it did, actually

we’ll be fine in the second half if we can just knuckle down on defense, generate some momentum, get some push from the line, fix the defensive coverage, limit big plays, find an answer at QB, catch the ball, stop the run, lift the ancient curse, find Larry Scott & arrest (1/26)

“Buckle your ass up”

watching this frame by frame like the zapruder footage

Another extremely normal gameday in Berkeley

When East Coast teams complain about playing Cal in ACC road games it’s like… I get it. This wasn’t my first choice either. But are you that scared to stay up past your bedtime?

we had that last time this happened, and for that one specifically the compensation should be $25k

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING really is that good. I will be thinking about this movie forever. I wish they’d scrolled down to the replies when they showed a few of the Tweets, though

can’t wait for Grateful Dead night. this one is for US (guys who only know that one Sublime cover)

I hate when my phone’s predictive text feature triggers a complete reevaluation of my life choices

Mike the Hot Dog Emperor

One nightmare parenting scenario I wasn’t ready for is when your kid gets both parents sick, then gets better before either of you. The government should give you $5,000 any time this happens

please add to my order

hey can I get like 35 of those crispy chicken crunchwraps

If your circle lets you get to college with the nickname “Fluff” Bothwell, you need to find a new circle. Your people need to look out for you better than that