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COBOL programmer. Tend to assume I'm the smartest in the room. Write like I'm running out of time. She/her.

York, UK
Joined May 2010
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The October issue of the Bards & Sages Quarterly will be available this weekend. Did you know that you can always get back issues of our magazines? If you missed a previous issue, most are still available in print & ebook format at many online retailers. amzn.to/3ocdRpB
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.@RexMagenta Your knitting project bag commission is complete! I hope you love it 😍
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I'm not really using Twitter at the moment, but I needed the world to see my new jumper, knitted by my mother from a Ravelry pattern
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Day three of @NaNoWriMo and the word count is healthy as ever but the story just took an unexpected turn...
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I swear, when one character said, "Why didn't you mention this earlier?" I very nearly had the other guy shrug and say, "Maybe the author only just thought of it."
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I once asked Ray Mears to prove he'd used his own credit card to buy a piano online
What's your weakest claim to fame? I once dated the cousin of someone who played a cat nun on Doctor Who.
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Somebody was not remotely interested in the @NaNoYorks zoom meeting this afternoon...
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Do you like books? Do you like *cheap* books? Do you like supporting independent business? Of course you do! Get on it!
Replying to @PortalBookshop
Ah, screw it, 2020 sucks: Use code: PORTALLOWEEN at checkout to get 10% off all orders until midnight! Anything that's out of stock or not listed, yell at me and I'll add it for you so you can get in on this. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
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I plied it, I gave it a lovely bath and when it was dry I twisted it into a tidy skein. I made yarn!
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Just to reiterate: Black Lives Matter. Trans Rights are Human Rights. Disabled people deserve safety, comfort, and welcome. Capitalism, colonialism, patriarchy, and white supremacy are evil. TERFs hurt all of us. There can be no tolerance of intolerance.
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Claire Simpson retweeted
Simple pasta lunch 😋 Pasta: 50p Tomato sauce: £2 Cheese: 50p Pots and pans: £40 Gas for cooking: £5 Warm water and soap for washing up: £5 Plates and cutlery: £10 Grater for cheese: £5 Mask for safe shopping: £5 Fridge and working oven: £1000 Flat with space to cook: £1000/mo
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Got an action-packed day of near-constant meetings today. On the plus side, that means I should get plenty of knitting done
This is a fascinating look at the way different languages handle gender-neutral language, particularly the languages where gender is baked in from the start
Some people who menstruate are not women. They might be trans men, intersex, genderqueer or use another term like nonbinary. We asked our amazing team of translators: how do you express gender-inclusivity in your language? helloclue.com/articles/cultu…
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I finished spinning the second single and built a lazy kate from an old shoebox to start plying. It actually looks like yarn now!
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It is looking like the second single (on the right) is significantly longer than the first, which I suspected because it was much more evenly spun. I plan to use the leftover to try out chain plying
If you absolutely must put together some ridiculous 'cheap meal' that prices lettuce by the leaf or whatever, then the least you could do is also include the proportion of the travel cost to the supermarket and the gas bill for actually cooking the thing you're suggesting
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Not to mention throwing in the other recipes you'll make with the rest of that damn lettuce before it goes brown, the electricity costs for refrigeration and enough light to cook by, and a plan for what to do the week your kids need new shoes on top of everything else
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Claire Simpson retweeted
Hi! We're on Twitter now :)
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Claire Simpson retweeted
I'm doing a thing! For ages, me and Katie Steckles @stecks have been thinking about doing a maths retreat for maths-loving teenagers. We so wanted to do it, and now we covid-can't. So we're going to do it virtually!
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