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This made me laugh maybe more than it should..
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Apex Legends Covert Killer Giveaway! To enter: 1⃣ Follow @ShivFPS and @PlayApex 2⃣ Retweet this post Winner will be announced on July 5th! #CovertKillerGiveaway
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I don't remember which of my friends said it but they've told me the moogle on the mogstation logo seems like it's spreading asscheeks and I could never unsee it 😭
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今日で『ファイナルファンタジーXI』は24周年🎉 シリーズ初のオンラインRPG(MMORPG)として誕生した作品✨ 仮想世界「ヴァナ・ディール」を舞台に世界中のプレイヤーと冒険できるクポ🌍 いまからプレイしてもシナリオを楽しめるので、ぜひ公式アカウント(@FFXI_JP)をチェックしてほしいクポ! #FF11
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Graham Linehan
@GlinnerMay 5
Replying to @SadiqKhan
You’re done, you traitorous twat
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🇺🇸Walk that shit off dude.🇺🇸
🤖 Made with AI
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Imagine you're in the club and the DJ drops this.
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He made a noise with the plant and attracted all the men, we are really such simple creatures
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🚨It’s Bullsh*t, Complete Bullsh*t” – Piers Morgan DESTROYS Zack Polanski in HEATED “Woman Can Have a P*nis” Debate In a fiery exchange on Piers Morgan Uncensored, the Green Party’s Zack Polanski insisted that a woman can have a p*nis and claimed that people are not born male or female. Piers: “Can a woman have a p*nis?” Zack: “Yes.” Piers Morgan repeatedly pressed him on the point, eventually declaring: “There is not a cat in hell’s chance of you becoming Prime Minister if you don’t know what a woman is.”
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Big Raymond was like "awww shucks ya caught me Boss" 🎥: Big Stan (2007)
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How it feels to chew 5 gum
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Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreatJan 5
🚨NEWS: Stonewall has announced it has ZERO cash reserves left and is facing possible bankruptcy in the near future Good. Can't come quick enough.
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I cannot believe what I just watched. Nothing will prepare you for this😭😭 Can't believe it brought those brothers closer😂
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WHEN POKEMON PLAYED THE ORIGINAL THEME SONG IN ASH’S FINAL BATTLE
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Broken Sword - The Smoking Mirror: Reforged After your incredible support for Broken Sword - Shadow of the Templars: Reforged, we’re thrilled to announce this beautifully enhanced version of the classic sequel coming to PC and console! Wishlist on Steam: revsoft.games/Smoking-Mirror
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Santa Decides
@SantaDecides1 Oct 2025
Nvm
Santa Decides
@SantaDecides12 Dec 2020
Xbox is on the nice list.
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Viral judge Frank Caprio has passed away at 88.
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Cyberpunk 2077 - I Really Want to Stay at Your House Composer: Rosa Walton
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Best thing I’ve seen all day. Now I’m waiting for one where Sadiq Kahn is crying about Islam. Wait, we don’t need AI for that, he already did. xitter.cf/darrengrimes_/status/1…
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