Father, developer and legend.

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Joined May 2020
what sick fucking person ACTUALLY wants to watch this
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This made me laugh maybe more than it should..
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Apex Legends Covert Killer Giveaway! To enter: 1⃣ Follow @ShivFPS and @PlayApex 2⃣ Retweet this post Winner will be announced on July 5th! #CovertKillerGiveaway
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I don't remember which of my friends said it but they've told me the moogle on the mogstation logo seems like it's spreading asscheeks and I could never unsee it 😭
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I really should check my glamour before important scenes 🫠
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今日で『ファイナルファンタジーXI』は24周年🎉 シリーズ初のオンラインRPG(MMORPG)として誕生した作品✨ 仮想世界「ヴァナ・ディール」を舞台に世界中のプレイヤーと冒険できるクポ🌍 いまからプレイしてもシナリオを楽しめるので、ぜひ公式アカウント(@FFXI_JP)をチェックしてほしいクポ! #FF11
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This should be a global policy
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Replying to @SadiqKhan
You’re done, you traitorous twat
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🇺🇸Walk that shit off dude.🇺🇸
🤖 Made with AI
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Imagine you're in the club and the DJ drops this.
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He made a noise with the plant and attracted all the men, we are really such simple creatures
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What is going on with @PlayApex twice now we've been kicked immediately on loading into a match, penalised and docked ranked points? 3 of us are bleeding points
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@RSPN_Hideouts I know its not your area, but any ideas what's going on?
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🚨It’s Bullsh*t, Complete Bullsh*t” – Piers Morgan DESTROYS Zack Polanski in HEATED “Woman Can Have a P*nis” Debate In a fiery exchange on Piers Morgan Uncensored, the Green Party’s Zack Polanski insisted that a woman can have a p*nis and claimed that people are not born male or female. Piers: “Can a woman have a p*nis?” Zack: “Yes.” Piers Morgan repeatedly pressed him on the point, eventually declaring: “There is not a cat in hell’s chance of you becoming Prime Minister if you don’t know what a woman is.”
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He looks like a mashup between Ron Perlman and Epstein
Florida man speaks out: "I am not Jeffrey Epstein" "My video went viral because some dude randomly filmed me while I was driving"
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Big Raymond was like "awww shucks ya caught me Boss" 🎥: Big Stan (2007)
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And this is why piracy will never, ever die. ☠️
Sony's pricing of games in the UK sucks complete ass, £70 IS NOT $70!
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How it feels to chew 5 gum
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Dammit, #Wordle 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
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