taking my gf to the chris hansen biopic and shaking my head at all the predator scenes so she knows i DO NOT fuck with that.

Since March 30, 2025: Maryland MBB: 12-21 (4-16 B10) Maryland FB: 6-9 (1-8 B10) Baltimore Ravens: 9-10 Baltimore Orioles: 144-161 Washington Commanders: 5-14 Washington Nationals: 138-177 Washington Wizards: 19-77 Kevin's Curse?

"without cause" i am making an earnest request to every female undergraduate student at the University of Maryland.

Attention all, I will not be jacking off until Michael Locksley is fired as head coach of the Maryland Terrapins. Retty Shettle, Master of Science.

i would first like to thank #her for not posting any stories this week that would send me into a spiral. locked in. go terps. beat tech.

see you tomorrow. #BeatTech #Vociferousness

ATTENTION TERP FANS Join us tomorrow at 6:00 PM for a Spaces pregame talk show ahead of the VT game hosted by myself and @unclejimbo21 Featured guests will include Maryland sports insider @Jeff_Ermann and MBC greats @terps4lifeontt @GBF_Terps @terpsguy @Kristop38560529

Wow, the country is rooting for the Terps this Saturday. #GoTerps

"ole miss vs lsu" "top ten matchup" "lane kiffin" yawn. there's a turf war brewing in college park. local pizza shops are getting involved. a head coach desperate to get the attention of a reporter who already greeted him. franklin vs. locks. battle of the balds. cinema.

Thanksgiving comes early this year. Fuck the hokies.

no, she does not think about you.

went to the state fair and reminisced on when i used to pull women #washed

looks like she just soft launched. Amid a brutal summer, September offers no reprieve.

i have a mammographic memory. never forgotten a pair of tits.

you can't be a tits guy if you only like big tits. then you're just a big tits guy, and i do not discriminate

Haven’t had a win in a while. Not much going on in my life. Not sure when it gets better. Shut up Retty, terps play today.

very bold of new york times to publish the creator of today’s connections. because wtf