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Middle-aged mama & widow • Bored… entertain me. • Fitfam -ish • 🏳️‍🌈

United States
Joined January 2013
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She’s a 10, but she likes you. Kind of a red flag, honestly.
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Def Leppard gave us Pyromania on this day in 1983!! What’s your fav track?
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This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name
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Fuck hinting, just be up front, damn.
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Hope too often leads to disappointment I no longer need
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You deserve a “you’re doing a great job, don’t give up” type of love
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My favorite thing on Twitter is watching the “I want attention” to “Leave me alone, I don’t want all of this attention” arc come full circle.
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Do you ever want to scream but just can’t find the air
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I didn’t get this body over night, it took two children, a few years of neglect and a lot of tacos and margaritas.
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I didn’t think I would live long enough to see Gen-X people go full Boomer with “Well, when I was a kid” speeches…yet, here we are.
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If only there was a diet to lose the weight of all the words left unsaid.
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Intimacy is not purely physical. It is the act of connecting with someone so deeply. That you can actually feel their presence. Miles away.....
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I love State Farm commercials because that’s where my bunny went to live when I was six
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Just know that when you high-five a bro, you’re high-fiving every bro that bro has ever high-fived.
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When I said I wanted something Canadian inside of me I did not mean smoke from your wildfires
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I do deserve better.
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She likes your tweets? Huge red flag.
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Not nearly enough disputes are solved by fiddle anymore.
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