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Def Leppard gave us Pyromania on this day in 1983!! What’s your fav track?
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My favorite thing on Twitter is watching the “I want attention” to “Leave me alone, I don’t want all of this attention” arc come full circle.
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I didn’t get this body over night, it took two children, a few years of neglect and a lot of tacos and margaritas.
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I didn’t think I would live long enough to see Gen-X people go full Boomer with “Well, when I was a kid” speeches…yet, here we are.
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If only there was a diet to lose the weight of all the words left unsaid.
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Intimacy is not purely physical. It is the act of connecting with someone so deeply. That you can actually feel their presence. Miles away.....
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I love State Farm commercials because that’s where my bunny went to live when I was six
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Just know that when you high-five a bro, you’re high-fiving every bro that bro has ever high-fived.
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When I said I wanted something Canadian inside of me I did not mean smoke from your wildfires



















