@RedAlertTF

YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PRIVATE INFORMATION.

 YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW
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Joined December 2025
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been feeling like this recently
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Everyone hates me and wants me dead and also they think I'm gay and, also, on top of everything else, I'm balding.
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max@m4xzziAug 8
meu namorado dorme cedo e eu tenho insonia
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Soph@sooaappyy__Aug 7
threatened him and he blushed???
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Showing my barber beheading videos and asking if he can do that
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Inferno@SARInfernoJul 11
I do this to @RedAlertTF when he won't settle down fer the night
GIFs Out Of Context@GIFOOCJul 10
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// + I also don’t have a solid RA design yet because I’m a #LAZYBUM so that’s why he’s so heavily cropped
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Vacuuming up a colony of ants and pouring them on my nana
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Yeah@Yeah__PenguinJul 10
My fucking life straight up is ass
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// =P so so messy but that’s okay
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evil beast@sealyshoresJul 11
If you followed Huppa on their old account they made a new one @Huppa__
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Yeah@Yeah__PenguinJul 10
FUUUUUUCCCKKK YOOOUUU !!!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOOOOLOOLLLOLOOOOUUUUUUU FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU YOU YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕PPPLLLLLFFFTTRRRTTTTT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU MIDDLE FINGER MIDDLE FINGER MIDDLE FONGER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOO
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ishuri@ishurificJul 10
That one oomf that talks to themself on a regular basis
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Can I come over and Writhe Around in Agony
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hera@shiningdaisiesJul 8
microdosing hell by being alive
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My alexa just challenged me to try and see how many red lights i can drive through with my eyes closed
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laika@2666enjoyerJul 9
i don't deserve to
Salma
@salmamatoriJul 7
Have you ever engaged in a satisfying activity like this?
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Johnny@bxjnooJul 8
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whole life is a try not to kill yourself challenge
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