@RedAlertTF

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 YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW
paranoiddirector.straw.page
Joined December 2025
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// updating my intro til I do a drawing for it 🥺 Admin info: • I'm 21 • I like to draw • I'm autistic + physically disabled with several conditions, including paranoia disorders, so I dont like scary/overly threatening things even as a joke -
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DO WE HAVE AN APPEMDIX I JUST READ ABOUT APPENDICITIS
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Do we have appendix
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My tank hurtfj
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been feeling like this recently
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Found it in a vent in the washing room, genius given nobody on this ship cleans themselves
Red Alert@RedAlertTFSep 4
I put my digit somewhere after it fell off and I forget where I put it but I know I put it somewhere where I wouldn't forget but nobody else would find it before work and then I went to work and Now I Forget where I put it
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I put my digit somewhere after it fell off and I forget where I put it but I know I put it somewhere where I wouldn't forget but nobody else would find it before work and then I went to work and Now I Forget where I put it
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Is this bad or do you think its ok
Red Alert@RedAlertTFAug 31
punched the deskso hard i broke a digit
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punched the deskso hard i broke a digit
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Head hurts
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Everyone hates me and wants me dead and also they think I'm gay and, also, on top of everything else, I'm balding.
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max@m4xzziAug 8
meu namorado dorme cedo e eu tenho insonia
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Soph@sooaappyy__Aug 7
threatened him and he blushed???
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Toomuch highgsrade. Belly hurt
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