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βπ¦π€π₯πͺβπππ ππππππ€ retweeted
"Why are men online so into this stupid malfoid meme?"
*Recent headlines
- woman snorts ketamine off 800 dicks at gangbang
-mother strangles kids to death with exercise equipment
Huh I wonder why.
#1 Middle school is literally the age kids develop their first innocent crushes so wrong on that.
#2 Half the books are when the cast are high school/teen age. So the demographic can shift.
#3 Half Blood Prince reveals that Voldemort was concieved out of Rape.
I think all the folks out there saying that Malfoid 'fixes' Harry Potter are overshooting the target a bit. Harry Potter's intended audience is middle grade. Middle grade audiences don't really need high drama, will they won't they romances with oodles of yearning.
Listen guys. J.K. Rowling hit her target so squarely on the head so hard that she has swimming pools of money. Maybe even literally.
I know a lot of you grew up reading it (I didn't. I've admitted that) and still love it. But the thing is, you're not middle grade readers any more so your tastes and opinions on fiction have changed since then.
Malfoid changes the target audience and genre. Malfoid probably would NOT have made J.K. Rowling eleventy billion dollars.
It's true.
So have your fun. Enjoy the cultural moment. (Especially the screams of the lefties that abandoned Potter and are feeling left out right now) But maybe realize that Joan knew what she was doing and who she was writing for. π
And even then, back when I was a kid, you'd read these books not cause they grabbed your eye but because you needed these big books to raise your reading level or fill your book quota for school.
So not only spammed but it was incentivized reading. An authors wet dream really.
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>malfoid trending
>NASA finds a heart shaped nebula
THIS WAS FOREORDAINED I TELL YOU
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"I'm sorry Harry but it really is rather pointless to keep your relationship with Malfoid a secret. She screams like a banshee and the Headmaster gave you 10 gorganzillian points for "promoting interhouse unity". Professor Snape used a Silencing Charm on the Room of Requirement five times and we still heard you from the Astronomy Tower. The first years thought you were killing her-The rest of us knew better."
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βMen don't hate romance. They hate being invited to a love story only to discover that they're the thing the story doesn't love.β
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So there I was laying in my coffin when Malfoid dropped and now I'm better.
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Malfoid isn't misogynistic.
I'm a woman, and I even understand that.
Keep writing, men. There are women who respect and appreciate the kind of stories like Disney's Sleeping Beauty. In fact, there are those of us who want more of that, not less.
I'm one of them.
I think the main reason women get abortions aside from not wanting to exit the party phase is that most men and women admit they cant afford to have kids.
Like they have no confidence in being able to protect and provide for them.
We should address that first then wait and see
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Blackpilled Chuds seeing Malfoid:
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βThe romantic fantasy for a lot of men isn't a relationship constantly being tested from within. It's a relationship strong enough to withstand everything testing it from outside.β
βπ¦π€π₯πͺβπππ ππππππ€ retweeted
"No, Miss Malfoy, you do not get pregnant just by kissing Potter. There are more steps involved."
"No, I'm not telling you what they are."
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Is Malfoid the beginning of the Romance Revolution?
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Wingman Sirius may be doing it for the laughs, but he's the best Harry's got.
π€ Made with AI
"Harry, the best way to deal with Malfoy is simple: Whenever she's mad, tell her she's beautiful. When she bullies you, act like she's flirting with you. Give her chocolates. Give her flowers. Ask what she wants to name your first child and if you two want to live in the house in Godric's Hollow. What wallpaper for the baby's nursery. Kiss her hand. She will go barmy. It'll be hilarious-Trust me Harry."
