A rec hockey team of aging men trying to relive their glory years that weren’t very glorious to begin with.
Irma, Alberta
Joined January 2018
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We lost a good man in last nights action. Chad Lawson tipped home a Malcolm Tomlinson laser beam. He did not use his stick but instead opted for the scrotum deflection. He was dragged off the ice. He did not return. We can still hear the screams.
Lots of teams have player of the game hats/helmets, coats etc. We have decided on a player of the game 3ft tall rabbit in rainwear to incentivize the players. Happily donated by @pierce_7_69
Soooo you’re not playing with us? Well! What was all this one in a million talk!?
I am honoured and excited to head back to the city of Spruce Grove. The Saints organization has an incredible winning culture and history that I hope to be a part of from the other side of the bench. I look forward to working with so many talented young men #gosaints
How do you know this is a Rec game?
Two things.
1. No fans
2. Two number 69s on the same team
#69hehheh
Nothing worse than playing Rick’s beer league team at 11:30pm xitter.cf/clippinchiclets/status…
This picture is posted by the individual and is in no way reflective of the @RecIrma team
Ild say we are a “glass half full” team but in reality we are a “that glass better be empty before you leave” team
We have a pipe that runs through our change room and drips on us after showers yet it’s still nicer than this. #soucydeservesbetter #nicecielingfan
We had our first game of the year. The team was told to come to game dressed. All but 1 were told this was a lie....
COVID 19 update. 0 of the 20 Irma tigers have tested positive for COVID. Tyson P thought he might have it before realizing he’s a hermit who hasn’t seen anyone for 6 months.
Two youngens with aspirations of Tiger hockey. Nice hair @pierce_7_69. @DNEWTS was a unit in elementary.
irma rec NorthStars retweeted
Alberta Singer songwriter K.D. Lang won multiple Grammys and Junos with such songs as Constant Cravings and Crying (a duet with Roy Orbison). After coming out as a lesbian her music was banned from many radio...Hang on, being told this is local rancher @Master_Fish_19
To whom it may concern:
The Tigers will be playing our last game. We are rebels., but we do recommend all our fans stay home and maybe tidy the house up, and get the kids to bed at a decent hour.
Thanks, @RecIrma
Our rescheduled game is now Monday at 8. When the @IrmaSrAces CONTINUOUSLY play hockey late into the year ice times need to be shared. #irmaproblems
Tigers win last two games in Hardisty. Both resulting in 2am bedtimes & shitty mornings. Speedy recovery to @Darin_Holt2 who got snipped this morning. Hopefully this stops his pillow humping & spraying on the neighbours tires #deadswimmersdeuce #nuttindust #fatsack
Tigers get back in win column 9-7 over “old” Aces.
1-Grant @clayace Joe😎
2-Tyson @SoucySpencer 🙂
3-@ranchhand_10 😐
4-Leelar 😬
10- @blair_fenton 🤮
Was asked to rank drink orders from best to scotch.
“You want a woody taste”
“I could lick the table too”
Tigers welcome the @ShurShotsHC tonite. Kenlar will be back in net fresh off a two week hiatus to parts unknown. He won’t say where he was but he smells like coco butter and looks beef jerky so it must’ve been hot.