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When I was younger I’ld push the garage door button & try to Indiana Jones it. Now I watch it slowly close reflecting on my increasing debt, forgotten dreams, and aging health problems til it slams shut and I’m left wondering... how am I getting all my groceries up stairs in 1 go
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After a brief hiatus, glad to be back contributing for @oilrigEDM on such a fun topic regarding how Edmonton can field a competitive, cap-compliant team.
The #Oilers will need to get creative in order to improve the team this offseason as well as stay cap complaint.
Darnell explores the options here!
theoilrig.ca/2025/06/30/how-…
The Dozen: Daily Trivia
Game 120
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I cheated on the NBA one.
I’m going straight up the gut first 6 tries for hopefully 3-4yds. 7th attempt, same formation, but I’m cutting it outside! 8-10 I’m hoping my OC has some nasty play calls to get back the 15 I lost taking it outside.
Holy shit! Pete Davidson’s new show #bupkis on Amazon prime…first episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sure I’ll take the Magnum Ferrari for a spin but my heart lies here #thefallguy
I feel theres a reverse windchill effect when spring starts to show “tomorrows high will be -2 but it will feel like +18, get out those shorts it’s gonna be a scorcher!”
NYR
BOS
NYI
ARI
PHI
Build the ultimate #NHL team:
(choose 1 TEAM per category)
• Forwards: ______
• Defence: ______
• Goalies: ______
• Prospect Pool: ______
• Mascot: ______
You have to listen to the end🤣🤣. I think @dannygoodtimes2 would like this
If I’ve learned anything working at the auction mart, it’s don’t be the second last cow loading on to cattle liner. #ifyouknowyouknow #AgTwitter
We got the worst results in @NFL playoffs play ins today. A snooze fest Seattle team and a banged up Quarterbackless Miami team. Any of the other 4 teams would make an entertaining playoff game.
Bro do u even know hockey #embarising
Youngest thought the X meant bad and nice was crossed out. Opening presents was on hold for 10 minutes while tears were wiped and promising there would be no coal in her bag. Nice job Santa. #MerryChristmas















