button pusher and retired sabrage practitioner

Arlington, VA
Joined September 2011
You know summer is tough when you can taste Satay in your mouth – at Colorado, USA
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""Top prospect found his start in beer league softball" Jon Heyman, CBSSports, April 14th, 2018" @SkeetsMcGregor on Jake Shapiro
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Bryce Harper is simultaneously a boy amongst men and a man amongst boys #philosophizing
Little does he understand, the more you try to silence people like @Rachel__Nichols and @MichelleDBeadle, the louder and stronger they get.
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Floyd Mayweather, who mistreats women habitually, tried to silence two who had the temerity to tell truths about him that must be heard.
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I'm glad this fight got made, if only so the spotlight on Floyd Mayweather in the run-up could reinforce what a dreadful human being he is.
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BREAKING: Barry Bonds' obstruction of justice conviction reversed by 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals.
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Ten duck-sized Soler's punted through the uprights xitter.cf/skeetsmcgregor/status/…
Replying to @JArrieta34
@JArrieta34 would you rather fight a Jorge Soler-sized duck or 10 duck-sized Jorge Solers?
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Looks black and gold to us. #TheDress #anchordown
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Replying to @jaysonst
@jaysonst Not only is Rougned Odor's younger brother named Rougned Odor, but their Dad is named Rougned Odor. #FunFact #TexasRangers
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As @SkeetsMcGregor points out, Rhett Wiseman's OPS is 4.000 on the season #Metrics
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big fun retweeted
Nate Silver
@NateSilver5389 Feb 2015
Advice to young lottery players: 42-6-17-30-9-53
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big fun retweeted
Replying to @IGGYAZALEA
.@IGGYAZALEA delivery. smh
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IS THAT KEN GIRRAFEY JR?!!!!!!
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No tats on the right arm Strictly for buckets
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Shout out to George Orwell for writing "Animal Farm". One of the dopest books I've ever read. U got pigs walking up right windmills n more!
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The people have spoken! Freedom has prevailed! Sony didn't give up! The Interview will be shown at theaters willing to play it on Xmas day!
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Jesus take the scantron
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pf changs is so good
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"obviously the smell of marijuana is in the air" - Don Lemon what
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