button pusher and retired sabrage practitioner

Arlington, VA
Joined September 2011
"You left your plum" #TextsINeverThoughtIdSend – at Arlington, VA
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"September" by EW&F comes on. *gets pumped* *someone dubs over the month in the song to reflect that it's December* buzz: killed – at Boulder, CO
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first day at home. left bed 4x. internet goes out. Me: 'maybe this means I should get out of the house...but does does 2048 still exist?' – at Boulder, CO
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walked in my house and didn't even remember where my room was – at Boulder, CO
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A haiku to satay: the sweet scent of Thai/wafting through open windows/longing for satay – at Nashville, TN
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The FOMO fades after you MO – at Nashville, TN
Sometimes I just want to have a very small personal submarine and make my way through a beautiful lily-topped, kelp-filled lake, ya know? – at Nashville, TN
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I hate @UberFacts but I can never force myself into unfollowing it – at Brentwood, TN
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sometimes the practiced upon becomes the practitioner – at Nashville, TN
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There are few times I feel dumber than when I fail a CAPTCHA – at Cambridge, MA
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You know summer is tough when you can taste Satay in your mouth – at Colorado, USA
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You know summer is tough when you can taste Satay in your mouth – at Colorado, USA
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The biggest reason I don't want to get out of bed is that I don't want to take my warm legs out from under my comforter – at Nashville, TN
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Nashville ✈️✈️✈️ – at Colorado, USA
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I realized today that I've used my car's cup holder to hold burritos more often than I've used it to hold cups – at Gunbarrel, CO
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*casually favs whilst watching Friends* xitter.cf/things4whiteppl/status… – at Boulder, CO
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Yesterday I learned that Judy Blume still writes books – at Boulder, CO
Does anyone else feel like the noun for firm should be firmth instead of firmness? – at Aix-en-Provence, France
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But seriously, what am I supposed to do with my hands? – at Aix-en-Provence, France
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They really found their voice in "Toto IV" – at Aix-en-Provence, France