I follow all the cool "corners" of Twitter. I listen and I learn and I like and I retweet. You all make me smarter, and laugh a little harder! ❤️

Earth
Joined August 2020
Stelle mir vor, Musk wäre in 🇩🇪 aufgewachsen und wäre jetzt ein frustrierter Mittelmanager bei Siemens, dem eine 32-jährige Personalvorständin gerade die Leviten gelesen hat über anzügliche Witze bei der letzten Betriebsfeier.
67
405
13
8,030
95,913
Miss G retweeted
Lee (Greater)
@shortmagsmleOct 16
Europe: we don’t have air conditioning 🥵 America: our flying cars have air conditioning 🫵😹
68
1,124
61
13,194
87,309
Pick your fighter, America: Elon or Ilhan.
2,005
7,791
1,098
34,963
1,314,300
CANADA SHUTS OUT ELON MUSK — WHILE AMERICA BUILDS THE FUTURE
40
170
7
804
8,236
46
311
38
10,835
978,483
Kelly Clarkson and that Brooklyn toy store right now
23
19
3
309
12,299
I’m addicted to watching all the homemade videos of OU fans watching the end of the game.
40
41
1
1,943
26,540
Miss G retweeted
adri ♡
@socialistadriOct 12
The last 45 seconds of Hasan's interview with Ziwe were my favorite.
18
85
14
2,827
143,136
Babe wake up Chud is back.
1,154
1,663
81
31,566
1,241,028
Stephen A. Smith's job is to troll white people. He would NEVER do Trent Williams the way he did Lane Johnson.
107
139
8
1,369
43,377
TUNE IN NOW: Vice President JD Vance Holds Press Conference on Fighting Visa Fraud xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1RKjpbYEr…
8
14
90
1,483
Mayor Mandani, normally an astute political actor, did a real disservice to DEMs and Dem DSA candidates immediately before midterm elections. He ignited controversy in the exact moment Dems are making their appeals to moderates and independents. Unfortunately, he’s undercut Dems in several battlegrounds.
1,068
157
154
1,457
432,004
Miss G retweeted
Palmer Luckey
@PalmerLuckeyOct 6
Replying to @TheDemocrats
Why are you lying? You know full well Trump said, immediately before this line, that higher gas prices are a small price to pay to keep our country safe from Iran nuking our cities. This is really, really bad. There are, unfortunately, a lot of people who will believe you.
434
1,522
63
21,284
387,033
Current vibes: Proverbs 19:9 (KJV): “A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.”
21
56
2
596
26,078
Miss G retweeted
This Is Really Important to Me.
99
64
7
1,071
13,002
We are back on the road after the Oktoberfest weekend in Cullman! Our next destination is Dallas, TX for Oklahoma vs Texas on Saturday. We have five days to get there, so the plan is to spend some time exploring Arkansas along the way.
1,613
528
130
23,581
776,153
Federal agents arrested Zhao Jing at Los Angeles International Airport because she was accompanying Zhang Wanying, a Chinese Communist Party spy, who was about to leave the country. Zhang Wanying was acting on orders from Chinese government officials to monitor the son of ROC President Lai Ching-te in the United States. When it was discovered that Zhao Jing had overstayed her visa, ICE arrested her.
239
591
65
3,869
513,200
Collinsworth- “Man how about these Flock cameras? I’m glad they didn’t have those in November of 1986. I hit a guy with my Buick outside of Portland. It was pouring rain. I never saw him. Still don’t know if he lived.” Tirico- “Goff’s pass is incomplete.”
158
2,476
58
58,138
2,024,331
Five years ago, Attorney General Merrick Garland issued an infamous memorandum at the urging of the National School Boards Association and White House officials, directing the FBI and United States Attorneys to consider looking for a federal hook to prosecute parents exercising their right to free speech. Today, we are releasing the “Report to Expose the Weaponization of Government Against Parents in Schools” which details Weaponization of the Department against these parents — from attempting to get the National Security Division involved to ignoring repeated warnings from employees that leadership’s actions could be unconstitutional. Along with the report, we’ve released hundreds of exhibits and emails that make official and verify what many Americans had guessed: the Garland DOJ worked hand in hand with WH officials and the National School Boards Association to chill free speech and parental rights while they threatened to prosecute parents and label them domestic terrorists. Read the full report and our remedies here: justice.gov/opa/media/146420…
1,215
4,745
372
12,808
475,324
Miss G retweeted
Former players as color commentators forgetting any media training while watching a huge play in real time continue to provide absolutely glorious reactions
20
237
14
8,348
288,440