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Sandton, South Africa
Joined September 2013
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Don't forget to eat bacon to bring justice to all those animals that were oppressed by the pigs on animal farm.
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The proof is in the pudding. There's way more South African businesses on the continent than there are African businesses in South Africa.
South Africa is responsible for Botswana not industrializing. South Africa is responsible for Lesotho not being independent economically. South Africa is responsible is for Zimbabwe not having a functional democracy. Sivelelwe as a country.
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You receive contracts and clients. My friend’s older brother(normal oke)married one of Forbes Africa billionaire’s daughter.. they had a three day wedding in Cape Town. Cost was covered by the wife’s family.
Men who marry women from wealthy families, do you actually receive financial support from your wives’ families, or is that just an assumption people make?
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lol how often do you get a female customer drop $2 billion on your product?
Dear men. I am not being funny or difficult. I ask this with all respect. Miss Alice Huang had a mission. She acted accordingly. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang was the target. So my dear brothers: When you meet a woman and then discover that you have the same surname. Your dick still gets a standing ovation? It still stands? Le a kula shem.
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lol we’ve had female government officials sex tape linked here
Maybe this is sexist but I'm pretty sure women leaders are less likely to be successfully seduced by a spy.
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lol wait! Ballito is not in Durban? 😭😭😭
Joburg people also think Ballito is in Durban. Let him be please
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Took the words out my mount
How many young bimbos can Jensen shag on his private jets? Many. How many gold diggers are there who'd give him the same worthless validation they'd also give any other rich and famous person? Many. How many women are there who buy billion dollars worth of NVIDIA GPU and be like.... "Mr. Jensen, your compute is so... BIG I love it so much...😮‍💨" There's literally only one. There's only ONE woman who looks elegant enough, is somewhat his age range, and gives him a powerful & authentic feeling of being needed that literally no other woman can match. This is one hell of a honeypot design master class. Hats of to the CCP👏👏
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In South Africa we have the same freedom of speech
Partisan politics aside, the fact that you call the world’s most powerful man a loser to his face and not face risks of criminal charges is one of the greatest achievements of America’s founding fathers
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If someone turns a $300k loan into a trillion dollar company, they deserve to be a billionaire.
Every billionaire's "started in a garage" story conveniently skips the parental loans, elite connections, and safety nets. Bezos got $300k from his parents. Gates' mom sat on IBM's board. Musk's family owned an emerald mine. The garage is just aesthetics; the capital was inherited. Stop calling it self-made when it's generationally funded.
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Why don’t you build a city like Steyn City? Or do you already have a city of your own? I mean Steyn City is 4x bigger than Monaco 🇲🇨
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You can’t have a curfew when the country fought for freedom.
And a curfew!!!! I strongly believe South Africa should have a curfew.
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Our Indian neighbour once called the police on me for slaughtering a goat on new year. Told the police it’s a tradition to slaughter and eat fresh meat. She said it’s animal abuse.
Black people will want to perform a traditional ceremony that may involve animal slaughter at their homes but won’t be able to because it contravenes “estate rules” or makes the neighbours “uncomfortable”. For some reason, they just comply and go elsewhere.
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Me and overly fine women won’t ever really see eye to eye. Because they are use to a nigga doing anything for them, and I’m use to women doing anything for me. We be at a crossroad.
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I remember it when it was R7 a litre and Albany bread @Albany_Bakery was R8
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Not only Zim, all low trust societies
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Understand the systems governing whatever room you intend to enter. Prayer is not an excuse for ignorance
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Never confuse being known with being powerful.
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Ignorance of a law does not suspend its operation.
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Okes!! I pray yall marry into a peaceful, simple family eh
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Dangote said he wants the shareholder meeting to happen at a stadium
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Between April - Jan 2026, 5 427 people have been murdered in South Africa. 569 are Women 4 858 are Men Guess which of the two stats my gender wants to be classified as a national disaster.
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