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A father first and a meme lover second. won COTW with pomp 4/3/21. Catholic. Top 0.5% of Barstool Sports Content Consumers.

Joined November 2010
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JAZZ IS HIGH JAZZ IS FAR JAZZ IS GONE!!!!!!
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Aaron Judge is sensational Cal Raleigh should be the AL MVP @JeffPassan
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Morgan Wallen threw a baseball bat at Jose Bautista’s wife while imitating Bautista’s famous bat flip
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Dan in Warwick, you were right
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I mean. Every single guy they got yesterday shit himself. You can’t make it up.
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Cashgod 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻. Put him in the old folks home.
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🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Elite 2027 QB Teddy Jarrard has committed to Notre Dame over Georgia, Michigan, Ohio St and Penn St 🤯 “Notre Dame showed the most love. The culture is different than other schools.” ☘️ He's Rivals' No. 2 QB in the class ‼️ Read: on3.com/teams/notre-dame-fig…
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They’re lucky to have a mother that’s willing to fight for them. We need to get this story to the press.
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Forever Grateful 🧡💙 Thank You!
BREAKING: The New York Knicks are relieving Tom Thibodeau of his duties as head coach, sources tell ESPN. Thibodeau led the Knicks to their first East Finals in 25 years, made playoffs in 4 of 5 years and led Knicks to consecutive 50+ win seasons for first time since the 1990s.
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4 fouls in 1 possession after OG got ASSAULTED at the rim and no call.
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Guess where I’m headed after school today!? 👀 🏀 🗽🏙️
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One noticeable difference for Jasson Domínguez this year has nothing to do with ⚾️. He’s much more comfortable speaking English. He’s learned by watching Marvel movies and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. “It was scary for me. I didn’t want to make a mistake.“ nytimes.com/athletic/6345969…
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The San Francisco Giants are in New York today. You know what that means!
Replying to @BackAftaThis
Caller asks Mike Francesa if the New York Giants and San Francisco Giants ever get together for dinner.
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Rewatching Draft Day. Forgot who plays Bo Callahan’s agent. Could explain why his teammates didn’t go to his birthday party.
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“How many times have you watched the Juan Soto home run?”
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ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME. 11 more wins. #NYSDB
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KAT passing the Theater District on his way to MSG
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nick swisher has costco guy energy
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Baseball season baby
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The time for gun control is now
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