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Matthew

@RealNameNotMatt

A father first and a meme lover second. won COTW with pomp 4/3/21. Catholic. Top 0.5% of Barstool Sports Content Consumers.

Joined November 2010
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I was right about this
Matthew (@RealNameNotMatt) profile pictureMatthew@RealNameNotMatt1 Dec 2025
Think my Spotify Wrapped is going to be weird this year
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Think my Spotify Wrapped is going to be weird this year
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These days were special.… You really had to be there…
Mr. Irish (@Mrir1sh) profile pictureMr. Irish
@Mrir1sh27 Nov 2025
Miss these days man
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Two of the more important people in my life
The Rizzler (@Da_Rizzler419) profile pictureThe Rizzler
@Da_Rizzler41923 Nov 2025
Rizzbulla‼️🤫🤔💯💪
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Gonna sing some Wicked for Mo later. Need to get my voice right first
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Just spent a grand on Morgan Wallen tickets let’s goooo
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I know Stu loved this
Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) profile pictureBarstool Sports
@barstoolsports7 Nov 2025
We may have just witnessed the greatest punt of all time
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Might have just seen Kyle O’Quinn on street. Might have been normal guy though. Good beard
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There is an elder gentlemen on my subway car yelling “six seven” every minute or so
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Damn. Wallen still not coming to New York. Looks like I’m headed to Philly. @CurtisSliwa please look into this in the coming days. You’ll get my vote!
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I am enjoying Game 3 though
Matthew (@RealNameNotMatt) profile pictureMatthew@RealNameNotMatt25 Oct 2025
Such an awful World Series
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RIP Steve Michalik
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Such an awful World Series
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Smells like I’m about to make a fall wardrobe purchase at the Brookfield Place mall
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Bodega pigeon
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RIP Diane Keaton
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The Rizzler has to cut off AJ and Big Justice for good. It’s over. He’s beyond them. Anyway…. Enjoying some time in Wisconsin. Go Badgers!
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Great to see MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred in the lobby as I head out on my morning run
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JAZZ IS HIGH JAZZ IS FAR JAZZ IS GONE!!!!!!
NEW YORK SPORTS DESERVE BETTER (@TheBigDiesel2) profile pictureNEW YORK SPORTS DESERVE BETTER@TheBigDiesel28 Oct 2025
Jazz is visibly high
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Get him off the team
Katie Sharp (@SharpStats17) profile pictureKatie Sharp@SharpStats174 Oct 2025
Luke Weaver This Postseason: 6 batters faced 4 hits allowed 2 walks 0 outs
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