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Catholic. Dad. Pun Enthusiast.

Tallahassee, FL
Joined December 2008
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and then there was one 👀
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"And we'll see you tomorrow night!" Kirby Puckett walked off the Braves and forced Game 7 on this day in 1991
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It's Morning In Minnesota...
🚨 BREAKING: Tad Jude just dropped the political ad of the cycle in Minnesota. You need to watch every second of this. It’s time to take our state back, Minnesota!
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This was deemed a holding penalty on Florida State’s first 4th down touchdown. Absolute disgrace to the sport. xitter.cf/TonyCMKE/status/211165…
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I bet most of you have never seen the College Football CBS intro📺
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Found the 1 square mile in Florida where it isn’t raining.
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Me rolling in to heaven after 137,000 years in purgatory.
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Minnesota beat Michigan earlier today, and this might the best postgame locker room video I've ever seen 😲😲
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Today is the final day without scheduled NFL or Division I football for two straight months. When you wake up Thursday, a stretch of 61 straight days with at least one football game await, until there is nothing on the calendar Dec. 1 or 2.
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“Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge (based on my tweets).”
“Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge (based on my tweets).”
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My 11 year old self hearing this for the first time had no idea how to process it.
On this day 35 years ago, in 1991, MTV aired the music video for Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for the first time. The rest is history.
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Over 200,000 people singing the Salve Regina in Latin in Lourdes this evening with Pope Leo XIV. The faith is alive!
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1st we Beatify Fulton Sheen. Then hockey.
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Being Catholic is so weird and I love it.
The relic of Blessed Fulton Sheen was just presented at the Beatification Ceremony in St. Louis. It is the Archbishop’s jawbone. Fulton Sheen, Pray for us.
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The moment itself.
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Happy Bishop Fulton Sheen beatification day 🙏🏻🇻🇦
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Today is the 21st of September.
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Michael Williams retweeted
Adding insult to injury for Bears fans The Vikings turned their home field into the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
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Michael Williams retweeted
Carson Wentz is the first reserve to throw 3 pass TD and 0 INT in a season-opening win since Fran Tarkenton on Sept. 17, 1961 🏈 That just so happened to be the first game in Vikings history and Tarkenton's first career game 🤯
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